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Touch my mouth more. What are we

my for you page is obsessed with showing me 1.) posts from mutuals I've ready seen and 2.) shitty tav self insert romances with THE MOST ooc gale or astarion i've ever seen

#also where did i go attack others????? i was talking abt tumblrs shitty algo omg how did u find me

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Astarion x Dark Gale

#i am feasting

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did u seriously just equate physical appearance with morality in front of the hoes

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i open up a service where i rate people's tav's (build, appearance, alignment, personality, and romance aims all included). except every tav gets a zero unless it's a buff lady fighter

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my for you page is obsessed with showing me 1.) posts from mutuals I've ready seen and 2.) shitty tav self insert romances with THE MOST ooc gale or astarion i've ever seen

#it's not even the tav part that angers me!!! it's how horribly ooc their gale is. or their astarion #but no also i do hate their boring ass tavs ngl. sorry ur cishet and boring :((( #i keep pressing 'not interested' or just blocking the posters but!!! idk! my for you page thinks thats a sign of interaction and interest

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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

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me rn if im being quite honest

#bb withdrawal hell

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My wife….

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Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

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THATS IT EXACTLY. EXACTLY. I'm so hateful abt it

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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again

these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled

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Some people have asked me if I can publish my mapmaking tools. So I developed a software. 🙂

Here is the result:

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whenever i see tmthee chlmts face i wanna go into a barbaric rage and tear the room apart. i loathe him i despise him and idk if it's even grounded in anything i just. fucking cannot stand his face

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did i. did i just see someone calling gale a twink

#i hope i misread that??? im sure i did just #jfc

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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing