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Congrats to show!Jaime for finally making it to #1 on a popular media list! 😂 Good to see that heading onto the 5th anniversary of the disastrous S8, Jaime's forced Twincest ending is still truly hated by the masses and that Dumb and Dumber's dream of J/C becoming the "true love" story the audience would grow to love be completely shattered over and over. Anybody with a functioning brain could have told them Twincest was never going to be loved. GRRM himself told them that through asoiaf and making Jaime/Brienne his Beauty and the Beast story but of course D&D never understood the books and thought they could do better. Anyways it's always nice to see D&D get hate for ruining Jaime lmao.

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ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

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inside the actors' studio with Colin Firth

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#anastasia (1997) actually fucking me up since i was 4 years old

bonus:

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Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"

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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

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Tumblr rn

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This is the dream, tho?

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"who knows what they still do on tumblr"

us:

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Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow

"SING FOR ME!"

[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]

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Christine/The phantom as text posts

basically they r all super autistic

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Death is not the end! You may go on to become the skeleton who fucks a hot chick painted onto some dudes harley

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Master Your Emotions..

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Phantom of the Opera and Beauty and the Beast all speak to one of humankind most consistent questions;

can French men be loved?

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⚰️ A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on august 1st!

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Suzanne Collins, the queen of symbolism.

Here's just another example:

Gale is good with snares. It's how he survived and kept his family alive.

But it's also a symbolism for his biggest flaw: he's unnecessarily manipulative in his relationship with Katniss and he's too comfortable with the strategy of trapping people.

He's essentially trying to trap Katniss the whole time he's forcing a romantic relationship with her. He sees people as his preys. That's just so cold-hearted and clashes with Katniss' morals too hard.

Peeta is good at controlling fire. He's a baker, he occasionally gets burnt. Katniss said that he had some burn scars before the Capitol got rid of them after the first games.

It's a symbolism for his relationship with Katniss. He can control her fire and initiate fire in her (cue the beach scene,) but he's not exempt from the burns. He gets burnt by her, not intentional on her part, but it happens.

But Peeta is built to endure the physical and emotional burns, he's strong inside and out. An average person would probably give up after certain events between them, but Peeta never shied away from the fire, he faces it.

The best part? She even uses the same word to describe these two skills they have. I think these are also some of the only times she used this word. Genius move.