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babe babe wake up a new jojo dropped

#just like that im back ✨ #miss me? #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #jojolands

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kakyoin: what do we say when we get depression?

jotaro: this depression is vicious but this ass is delicious

kakyoin:

jotaro: dinner is served, bitch.

#i stole this from instagram #*posts for the first time in forever and disappears again* #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #stardust crusaders #sdc #jotaro kujo #part 3 jotaro #noriaki kakyoin #jojo

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pronouns with the jojos, except its a part 2.

Jolyne: my pronouns? eh, call me whatever— but if anyone misgenders you, tell me. ill beat the hell outta them!

Johnny: the guy ones— what about you..? whatever you say, youre valid!

Gappy: um... i dont... yes?

#shoutout to the lovely person that asked for part 2 #I HAVENTN READ JOJOLION IM SORRY 😭😭 #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba part 6 #jjba part 7 #jjba part 8 #stone ocean #steel ball run #jojolion #jolyne cujoh #johnny joestar #jojo gappy #gappy higashikata #josuke 8

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Jotaro: im going to bed, it’s been a long day.

Jolyne:

Jolyne: it’s 9am. you’ve been up for an hour.

Jotaro: goodnight.

#hes tired let him nap #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #jotaro kujo #jojo part 6 #part 6 jotaro #jolyne cujoh #jojo jolyne

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okuyasu: c... congratulations on.. your face...

josuke: what

koichi: i think hes trying to flirt with you

josuke:

josuke: its working

#im back bitches #and with a josuyasu post #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #diamond is unbreakable #jojo part 4 #diu #josuke higashitaka #okuyasu nijimura #koichi hirose #josuyasu #josuke x okuyasu

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pronouns with the jojos

jonathan: my pronouns? oh! he/him, thank you— what about you, my dear?

joseph: bisexual

jotaro: none, please dont refer to me— or even perceive me.

josuke: oh— they/them, thanks man! what about you?

giorno: he/they, thanks for asking— what are yours..?

#me? sharing headcanons? hNnnNNn maybe #this was funnier in my head #same joot same #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #jojo part 5 #golden wind #vento aureo #giorno giovanna #diamond is unbreakable #jojo part 4 #diu #josuke higashikata #stardust crusaders #jojo part 3 #jotaro kujo #battle tendency #jojo part 2 #joseph joestar #phantom blood #jojo part 1 #jonathan joestar #THERES SO MANY TAGS IM SORRYYYYY

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please im literally sobbing tHIS IS SO AMAZING YALL IM

ahshdbdndjdjdn!!! YALL !!!!

Someone please help him

(Quote from @offbrandjojos because I’m unoriginal)

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Narancia: is... is vegetarian chicken made out of real chicken?

Fugo: iS IT W H A T

#based off of a conversation i heard on the bus #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #golden wind #jojo part 5 #vento aureo #pannacotta fugo #narancia ghirga #fugonara

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Fugo: whO THE FUCK ATE MY FRIES ILL KI—

Giorno: oh! that was me, sorry-

Fugo: —SS YOU— cmere giorno, you still hungry? i’ll buy you some more,,

#fugio brainrot im sorry #probably been done before whoops #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #golden wind #jojo part 5 #vento aureo #pannacotta fugo #giorno giovanna #fugio

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gdHHDHDJDJDN THIS MADE ME UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY THANK YOU SO MUCH

based of this  @offbrandjojos

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Johnny: Gyro, what’s the view lookin’ like?

Gyro, staring at Johnny’s ass: amazing...

#whats a cowboy adventure without some homoerotic moments? #this post is cursed #im sorry #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #jojos part 7 #steel ball run #sbr #gyro zeppeli #johnny joestar #gyjo

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Jotaro: okay, fine. you can hug me for four to five seconds

Duwang Gang: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!

Jotaro, getting swarmed: NO

#josuke would tackle his nephew he knows that man needs a hug #he loves it secretly shhh #diamond is unbreakable #jojo part 4 #diu #josuke higashitaka #jotaro kujo #part 4 jotaro #okuyasu nijimura #koichi hirose #duwang gang #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba

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Be responsible out there, wear a mask! Follow Fugo’s example!

#such a good boye #BE LIKE FUGO!! #everyone should be like fugo #pannacotta fugo #fugo

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i got my info from the fandom wiki so I’m not sure how trustworthy it is who o p s

Koichi: Mr. Kujo!! Is there anything you’re insecure about?

Jotaro: my height

Koichi: h,,, how tall are you?

Jotaro: 6’5,,, I’d like to be 6’6

Koichi:

#soRRY FOR POSTIN SM FHDJDJDN

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good content with a decent schedule??? uhhh I offer you a kith & love

*i kiss you*

you’re doing amazing!! :D

#i love yall sm like #you dont understand #thank you #yall mean a lot to me #even if im some dumbass posting dumb stuff on the internet

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Koichi: Mr. Kujo!! Is there anything you’re insecure about?

Jotaro: my height

Koichi: h,,, how tall are you?

Jotaro: 6’5,,, I’d like to be 6’6

Koichi:

#koichi is done #joot is really tALL I DIDNT KNOW THAT A #jojos bizarre adventure #diamond is unbreakable #jojo part 4 #diu #jotaro kujo #koichi hirose

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DIO: people often ask me what it’s like to be a sexy motherf— [trips]

Jotaro, who tripped him up: :)

#what do you mean this isnt what happened #im losing my touch this isnt funny im sorry #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #jojo part three #stardust crusaders #sdc #jotaro kujo #dio brando #dio part 3