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FFXIV - Cerberus / Richard Grayson
PSN - MrObjection
i just kinda automatically think of all my mutuals as my age but then one person will mention getting married and having a baby and another will mention going into their junior year of high school and i’m like wait what
•Tim: Bruce, which one us was the feral child growing up?
Bruce: All of you. Every single one of you was a feral child.
•Bruce, breaking the law: Do as I say, not as I do.
•Bruce: I gave up any pretense of any of you having any sense of self preservation a long time ago. Do you remember when Jason built a zip line from the roof to the far tree? And not even a good zip line. He used rope! Weak ass rope that broke the instant he put any weight on it, and we had to rush him to the hospital for a broken leg.
Tim: Yeah, but then he built a better one.
Bruce: And then you crashed into a tree because none of you thought of how you'd stop.
•Bruce, going 15mph over the speed limit: Do as I say, not as I do. Don't speed.
•Dick: How many years do you think having us as kids has taken off your life?
Bruce: The 5th Amendment states I cannot answer that.
•Bruce, to Duke: Duke, you don't give me heart attacks every other week. You are night and day from your siblings. For the love of God, please stay that way.
•Alfred: I swear, if I walk into that kitchen and smell old milk sitting in a bowl in the sink one more time-
Tim: *jumps over couch to get to kitchen before Alfred can get there first*
•Bruce: Kombucha? This is a Coffee Family.
•Dick: Which kid is your favorite?
Bruce: Which day of the week is it?
•Jason: What are you going to do when you have more kids then there are days of the week?