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this guy gets it
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"i was today years old when I learned [the most blatantly untrue folk etymology you've ever heard]!!"
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personal work | oil and wax, powdered lead glass, 24k gold, rough opal, cut and polished opal, crushed fire opal, gilded porcelain
The Pale Horse is done! \0/
i am REALLY happy with how this turned out. and the original has a shimmer i wasn't able to get in the photo.
enjoy!
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HAPPENING NOW: texas state troopers are menacing a pro palestine protest on ut austin's campus. AN ENCAMPMENT HASNT EVEN BEEN ESTABLISHED YET
edit: last i heard at least 15 protesters, and a member of the press, have been arrested. although i wouldn't be surprised if that number is much higher now. you can donate to the bail support at: venmo @psc_atx you can also call 512-854-9889 to demand all arrested comrades are released, ut austin's palestine solidarity committee posted a call script on instagram that you can follow.
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made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there
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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop
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Rhyton in the shape of a dog's head, Greece, circa 480 BC
from The State Hermitage Museum, St. Petersburg
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being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.
we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car
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Well played, crow. Well played
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大 means 'big.' It's used as the place name for Omiya station.
犬 the extra stroke exactly where the crow is standing changes the meaning to 'dog.' So now it's dog-o-miya station.
This crow understands Japanese and is a genius prankster.
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a bit back this random dude cornered me trying to talk to me when I was waiting for the train and his breath smelled really bad, so I was covering my nose with my hands and shirt and I think he got embarrassed so he just walked away?? so I started covering my nose whenever random people try to bother me in public and the funny part is that it kinda works 50% of the time in making them leave me alone. oh the power of self consciousness
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all
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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
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as i'm nearing exams once again, the urge to do one of those programs where you live on a farm in exchange for some chores every day and get to spend your free time going on walks through the surrounding nature sounds more appealing than ever. can't imagine why
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