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Petunia: Don’t talk to me or my daughter ever again.

Mr Biv: But Royletta is my daughter!

Petunia: Did I stutter?

#gloomverse #incorrect gloomverse quotes #incorrect quotes #petunia #assistant #mr biv #a first!

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Evets: Is this thing between Wallis and Purple supposed to be a secret?

Seaweed: Hardly. The only person who doesn’t know that Wallis and Purple are in love with each other is Wallis.

#gloomverse #incorrect gloomverse quotes #incorrect quotes #wallis gloom #purple #purlis #evets #seaweed

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- Back in High School -

Purple: Ask me why I love you.

Wallis: Why do you love me?

Purple: *pulls out a 200-slide presentation* Purple: I'm glad you asked.

#gloomverse #incorrect gloomverse quotes #incorrect quotes #wallis gloom #purple #purlis #there's a reason he got the magic he has

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Harold: Becoming older than 12 years old was the biggest mistake of my life.

#gloomverse #incorrect gloomverse quotes #incorrect quotes #harold gloom

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Wallis: It's not gay if I want to date Purple but as bros, right?

Harold: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.

Seaweed: I'm an expert. That's gay.

#gloomverse #incorrect gloomverse quotes #incorrect quotes #wallis gloom #harold gloom #purple #seaweed #purlis

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Blue: What are you-

Cakegirl: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Wallis to work?

#gloomverse #incorrect gloomverse quotes #incorrect quotes #wallis gloom #blue #cakegirl

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Wallis: This is a map of all the possible places that my father could be.

Assistant: That’s a globe.

Wallis: Yeah, I have no fucking clue where he is.

Hobo:

#gloomverse #incorrect gloomverse quotes #incorrect quotes #wallis gloom #assistant #mooching hobo

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Assistant: I’m not afraid to be alone on this island with my thoughts. My thoughts are awesome.

Assistant: Dogs and fishing, a warm summer evening…

[5 minutes later]

Assistant: My mother never loved me, I’m gonna die alone

Assistant: Man, that happened fast

#gloomverse #incorrect gloomverse quotes #incorrect quotes #assistant

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Cakegirl: If you’re gonna kill a bunch of people, you might as well have some fun with it.

#gloomverse #incorrect gloomverse quotes #incorrect quotes #cakegirl

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Nim: Keep it up, smart mouth. I’m going to be taller than you once you’re lying unconscious on the clouds.

#gloomverse #incorrect gloomverse quotes #incorrect quotes #nim #princess era nim is something i wish to see

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Help break the tie!

Final Round: Red VS Clermont

Propaganda:

Clermont gets to keep her hook

Red has canonically (easily) won a fight against Cakegirl by beating the shit out of her (Blue's words, not mines).

#not quote #gloomadness

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Nim: Did you know that when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died?

Assistant: No...

Purple: It’s actually because your heart rate decreased so quickly that your brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

Assistant: I don’t know which one is worse!

#gloomverse #incorrect gloomverse quotes #incorrect quotes #purple #nim #assistant

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Old Indigo comic I redrew!

I can’t find the original quote but it was inspired by @offscreen-gloomverse-probably !!

#reblog

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- Back in Higschool -

Wallis: I can never tell if someone is flirting with me or just being friendly.

Purple: Maybe we should kiss until you figure it out.

Wallis: Like... as friends, or?

#gloomverse #incorrect gloomverse quotes #incorrect quotes #wallis gloom #purple #purlis

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Ylil: Hello, Indigo. Can I have a minute of your time?

Indigo: I’ll give you two because you scare me.

#gloomverse #incorrect gloomverse quotes #incorrect quotes #indigo #ylil #and then they kissed (kidding)

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A saga…

Inspired by some quotes by @offscreen-gloomverse-probably

#reblog

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Green: Orange! Look at what you’ve done! Now the artists are gonna have to draw all this fire.

#gloomverse #incorrect gloomverse quotes #incorrect quotes #orange #green