So called free thinkers when they touch something hot
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while i get what you're going for, I unironically think many tumblr users' lives would be improved if they thought of themselves like sims with needs bars increasing and decreasing
you aren't a resource to be managed! yr life isn't something to calculate!
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Today I was cooking some soup and I went to grab oil but accidentally grabbed dish soap. Luckily I said to myself "these things don't go together" like a fucking point and click adventure game protagonist.
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I went with eating the baby steak instead of modifying my body to carry a baby to term ( so the aliens wouldn't explode the earth ) and it was lowkey super tasty? But then I had another one back home and it wasn't nearly as good. How the fuck did that alien chef get that grill skill🤔
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Cameraman at the porn shoot: Good job team, now let's do a silly one
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Lowlanders will climb up one flight of stairs and be like "I can hardly breath up here on account of the thin air!"
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I went to vtuber island and I didn't recognize anyone
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It's April the second and they're sending evil boops now. Stay safe out there folks
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Although this is no longer common parlance French grammar rules make the masculine form of tumblrina be duderino.
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Broke: Women and Femmes
Woke: Women and ukes
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I'm always saying this!
Not now I’m playing tumblr w all my phone friends
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Tragedy! Shitty ween midi covers up boop button on slimegirlknot page!
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never give up, never surrender!!!
whelp, no way i can flip that ratio now.
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We like to hate on crypto and ai art here but when it comes down to it we embraced tumblr working with Boopcoin
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batting at you with my paw will be official communication by 2030. You'll be able to reply to an email that way.
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