“Are you here all night?” Jason asked, “or are you planning to, you know, be a human? I think those go home sometimes.”
High above Jason’s head, a swarm of bats entered the cave, winding among the stalactites and screeching a kind of garbled response.
Dick, however, said nothing. He remained bent over one of the long tables on the cavern floor, examining a map Jason could barely see from his own seat a short distance behind, ignoring Jason and his sarcasm both.
Jason didn’t enjoy being ignored.
Fine.
“I have some tasks you could take over,” he suggested, in his least helpful voice, “if you’re in the market for an excuse to keep working. I know you make those sometimes.”
Nothing.
“I have some weapons to clean, if you want to do that. You could type out all my old cases, if that works, because I only have the originals and those are hard to work with.”
Still nothing.
“Take out the trash?” Jason tried. “Wash the dishes? I put a load of laundry in a couple of hours ago, but there’s a wool jacket in the mix, so be careful what you put in the dryer.”
Dick didn’t move. Jason was enjoying himself now.
“Write a sonnet? Map the White House?” Jason held up a finger Dick couldn’t see, like he had just remembered something interesting. “I think there’s a library on 8th that exploded a few days back, so if you could just grab the rubble from the street and rebuild it by hand, that would be great.”
No reaction.
“Whatever,” said Jason, “I’m out of here. Get some sleep maybe? I know the whole work-to-outrun-despair routine is your ‘thing,’ or whatever, but it never looks good on you. Have you considered—”
Jason cut himself off as Dick finally turned away from the table. Looking him in the eye, Jason felt suddenly and inexplicably afraid.
“Go on,” said Dick, quietly.
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Occasionally the person online who forgot is just a different member of the Wayne family
do you have any thoughts on the wayne family and social media
Uhhhh I think a running joke should be a variation of the “don’t make me tap the sign” meme, except the sign in question is a real sheet of paper Tim has taped to a wall. It just says I’M ADOPTED and whenever someone online forgets, the relevant Wayne posts a photo of themself tapping the sign
Sometimes Damian follows it up with a selfie that shows just the top quarter of his face, with the first picture being taken in the background
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One time it's every child, including Damian, tapping the sign and when people point that out Tim's just like yeah, Bruce made us include him
Which isn't true, they just thought it would be funny
do you have any thoughts on the wayne family and social media
Uhhhh I think a running joke should be a variation of the “don’t make me tap the sign” meme, except the sign in question is a real sheet of paper Tim has taped to a wall. It just says I’M ADOPTED and whenever someone online forgets, the relevant Wayne posts a photo of themself tapping the sign
Sometimes Damian follows it up with a selfie that shows just the top quarter of his face, with the first picture being taken in the background
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do you have any thoughts on the wayne family and social media
Uhhhh I think a running joke should be a variation of the “don’t make me tap the sign” meme, except the sign in question is a real sheet of paper Tim has taped to a wall. It just says I’M ADOPTED and whenever someone online forgets, the relevant Wayne posts a photo of themself tapping the sign
Sometimes Damian follows it up with a selfie that shows just the top quarter of his face, with the first picture being taken in the background
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The batfam side profiles i did during lunchbreak i finally get to color it teehee :9
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Listen, is it strategic? Is it comedic? Will it assuage the darkness that pools tar-like in the uncertain depths of your soul? Can you explain it to a judge?
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Might have went off with this Nightwing
Bonus Tiny Jason!!
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