oh-my-little-versailles

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X (2022) | PEARL (2022)

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Why didn’t Ben write ‘fuck off boomer’

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Listen. Read. Educate yourselves. If you are unaware, fix that. Do not be complicit in the societal and legal oppression of transgender Americans.

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ME: I really don’t care if that character dies.

ME WHEN THAT CHARACTER DIES: i lost a member of my family today.

#nairobi #la casa de papel

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you know what? denver IS a dumb bitch.

but he's MY dumb bitch

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it’s so hilarious to me that straight women think they are so irresistible to us gay women that we are just waiting to pounce on them as soon as we’re in the same space like nah we can smell your homophobia from miles away you fucking gremlins

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okay, but can we talk about what el profesor (aka sergio) was going to do for nairobi?

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Denver: they were barefoot

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I would the entire version of Pedro Alonso's "Ti Amo". Por favor?

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Me when Palermo and Berlin kissed:

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Dude the scene in which Nairobi is laying on the grass wearing a beautiful red silk gown with a hand on her pregnant belly and a flower between her lips , and when she glances sideways to see Oslo, Moscow and Berlin and realises where she is ——-literally the most beautiful scene I have ever seen on television.

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If any of you start shipping Helsinki with Palermo I'll fight you

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“You know who should be in charge of this heist? YOU”

No, fuck, if they put Tokyo in charge they would be screwed in a matter of seconds??? Like I’m sorry Nairobi but DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN SHE PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH BERLIN BECAUSE SHE COULDN’T STAND DEMOCRACY OR WHAT?

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NAIROBI AND BOGOTA ARE SO CUTE MY HEART HURTS

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Tokyo is the voice of reason??????

TOKYO IS THE FUCKING VOICE OF REASON????

CAN THIS BE GOOD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT FOR HER???

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Whenever Arturo speaks: