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Genesis: *makes a jerking off motion anytime anyone with authority talks*

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au where literally nothing bad happened and they are just guys being dudes. please

#i appreciate you #this is so beautiful

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Nothing proves the characterizations in the remake are spot-on quite like the gif of Barret and Cloud kicking and stabbing a locked door.

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Cloud: You're in her DMs.

Cloud: I'm in her bathroom googling her pills.

Cloud: She on some shit.

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Jaskier: don't fucking 'Jaskier' me–

Gordon the Mouse:

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everyone in advent children dressed like they were going to a goth club??? Miss that energy 🧛🏻‍♀️

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Angeal: What do we say? Sticks and stones may hurt my bones-

Sephiroth: *nodding solemnly* But chains and whips excite me.

Angeal: *wheezing* No whAT THE FUCK?! GENESIS I SWEAR TO SHIVA.

Genesis: What? It's true.

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Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love

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We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

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Just yes that’s all I have to say

Kellogg’s is making a Twitch channel for Tony the Tiger as a vtuber. It is the moral duty of everyone who can spare the time to do so to spam the most vile, repulsive, unabashedly horny nonsense in the chat, such that this cannot be maintained. Hold the line against the continual corporate takeover of our media. Become unprofitable.

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The Firsts go to Starbucks. What do they order?

Genesis stalls everyone in line for forty minutes asking if they still do the Unicorn Frappe. And then gets pissy when the poor barista explains that they haven't made that in like eight years. He settles for a caramel macchiato.

Angeal, just wanting to be polite and move the line along after that fiasco, just orders a plain café Americano.

Zack, who tagged along, is NOT allowed to drink coffee because he would probably be climbing all over the walls and ceiling from the rush. So he is permitted a hot chocolate and JUST that. Angeal promises that MAYBE if he's really good, he can have a cookie.

Cloud (who got dragged into this and is hating life right now) just wants steamed milk. Please, gods and minerva and all that is holy, just let the madness stop Genesis is still screeching over the unicorn thing, Zack has snatched someone's espresso and can now see through time and space, and Angeal is borderline having a breakdown trying to wrangle these literal toddlers.

Sephiroth just stands there scaring the hell out of the other barista repeating "coffee" flatly over and over and over again, not understanding specifications.

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<3

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My bad habits lead to you

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Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

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Jaskier: when you compare the size of a gummy worm versus a gummy bear it starts to paint a horrific picture of the gummy universe.

Geralt: no more candy before bed

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Umm not to brag but I just made a godly midnight snack

#midnight snack #i’m very proud of this #it was actually really good #I burn toast #I’ve also caught 3 separate microwaves on fire #this is an achievement for me #chomp