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Yo, it’s Damien. Now look away before he incinerates you with that white-tube-that-is-totally-a-cigarette!

Ho, another one from Monster Prom! Man, has this game grew on me. But why does it have to be so short!? I wish they gave us at least a semester to interact with all of these cool characters because … they’re COOL CHARACTERS!

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New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords

New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords

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fuck the anime, the tokyo ghoul mangas broke me entirely

#i just finished the tokyo ghoul manga againa and im emotionally broken #tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul:re #kaneki #eto #sui ishida #the oil man #the oil man strikes again #volume 11 was my favourite #fandom #anime #manga

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my twitter drafts look like a middle schooler found his mom’s stash and thought he was profound afterwards

#the oil man #twitter #cursed #theyre awful #i just finished the tokyo ghoul manga againa and im emotionally broken #adhd problems #adhd brain #autistic #stoners #weedsociety #gimme drugs #acid #beautiful quote #bible quote #jesus said this

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Imagine you had to take like a drug test but for gender. Like imagine you turn like 13 and go to the doctor’s office and take a gender test and your doctor walks in and says “I’m afraid your child has tested positive for boy” and your mom just bursts into tears

#the oil man #welcome to night vale #night vale #wtnv #cursed #diagnosed #diagnosis #ftm #mtf #enby #nonbinary #trans #transgender #drug mention #drug test #ftm transgender #ftms transguy #ftm transboy #mtf trans #mtf transgender #actually adhd #adhd post #weedsociety #highlife

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I would never willingly bestow the name George upon anyone

#the oil man #welcome to night vale #night vale #wtnv #cursed #adhdawareness #actually adhd #adhd post #adhd brain #adhd culture #adhd problems #adhd inattentive #adhd #adhd stuff #adhd feels #adhd things

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Concealed carry *stuffs can opener in pocket*

#the oil man #welcome to night vale #night vale #wtnv #cursed #concealedcarry #actually adhd #adhd problems #adhd post #adhd inattentive #adhd stuff #adhd brain #adhd feels #adhd culture #adhd

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You’re not allowed to quote trump. Banned from the gay server.

#the oil man #welcome to night vale #night vale #wtnv #cursed #politics #trump #impeach trump #biden #settle for biden #gay #lesbian #gay mlm #gay ftm #gaylife

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Okay we’ll start off by saying my ass is great. So can you please tell me WHY my face looks like THIS?

#the oil man #welcome to night vale #night vale #wtnv #cursed #marriage equality #adhdawareness #actually adhd #adhd post #adhd brain #adhd culture #adhd problems #adhd inattentive #adhd #adhd stuff #adhd feels

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Testosterone: my goal is to be rectangle

#the oil man #welcome to night vale #night vale #wtnv #cursed #ftm #ftm hrt #gay ftm #ftm transguy #ftm transgender #actually ftm #ftm transition #ftm top surgery #ftm positivity #testosterone

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Uh, yeah, I’d suck werewolf titties, all 8 of them.

#the oil man #welcome to night vale #night vale #wtnv #cursed #monster fucker #monster #werewolf #werewolves #adhdawareness #actually adhd #adhd post #adhd brain #adhd culture #adhd problems #adhd inattentive #adhd #adhd stuff

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If you can’t get home grown free range personalities, store bought is fine

#the oil man #welcome to night vale #night vale #wtnv #cursed #adhdawareness #actually adhd #adhd post #adhd brain #adhd culture #adhd problems #adhd inattentive #adhd #adhd stuff #adhd feels

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why does my car’s ass sound like that

#the oil man #welcome to night vale #night vale #wtnv #cursed #car #cars #old cars #subaru #adhdawareness #actually adhd #adhd post #adhd brain #adhd culture #adhd problems #adhd inattentive #adhd #adhd stuff #adhd feels

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waterwomandoesntstrike?

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I’m so smart. Someone should hire me.

#the oil man #welcome to night vale #night vale #wtnv #cursed #actually adhd #adhd problems #adhd post #adhd inattentive #adhd #adhd stuff #adhd brain #adhd feels #adhd culture

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DID? More like DIY

#the oil man #welcome to night vale #night vale #wtnv #cursed #actually did #dissociation #dissociative alters #actually adhd #adhd problems #adhd post #adhd inattentive #adhd #adhd stuff #adhd brain #adhd feels #adhd culture

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What’s your favorite Halloween pasta?

#the oil man #welcome to night vale #night vale #wtnv #cursed #halloween #pasta #actually adhd #adhd problems #adhd post #adhd inattentive #adhd #adhd stuff #adhd brain #adhd feels #adhd culture