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call me Joan of Arc

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Every friend group should include:

(inspired by this post)

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deeptalk, then deepthroat

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Foreplay isn't "let me get you wet enough to stick it in you", it's "let me get you so worked up and horny you're practically begging me to stick it in". Big. Big. Difference.

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I deserved sex today but whatever

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Bela Lugosi smoking on the set of Dracula 1931

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“Próbálgatom, tanulgatom, hogy ne szeresselek nagyon. Félelmetesek a viharok s én romló törzsű fa vagyok.”

— Áprily Lajos

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don’t think i can call it a hyperfixation anymore fam im afraid im just long term insane about this piece of media

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I love asking 7 different people for advice then do what i want

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Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life