I love reading a book you are slightly too stupid for
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stuck in a time loop where every day i wake up and it’s tomorrow
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It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc
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you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble
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what happened w the grocery store posting U guys used to love romanticizing the grocery store
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biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t
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Get these kids home - their families are waiting and they are scared
I’ve seen the same numbers for a few months now. Does anyone have more recent ones or did every child stop mattering when the number got overwhelming?
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he wouldg leap across that wooden table twenty minutes in and strangle joe rogan with thr blunt still hanging off his lip as he dies
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I hate weak hand dryers. Commit to blowing the skin off my hands or don’t bother.
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