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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

#i love humanity

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it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

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this mfing garlic is gonna kill me

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Generic Medieval Fantasy™ role reversal where the royal chancellor is a jocular goofball with a strange preoccupation with dad-joke-level puns and the royal jester is just intensely sinister in ways that only outsiders ever seem to notice.

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Hey Tumblr! Try this thing I made:

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SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly 

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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it

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This is how my bedroom sound at 3 am

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*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*

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this looks hilarious and I stand by my url, hit me with a 3 please!

its that time again! reblog and i’ll rate and roast your url 😊

#josieroasts for your filters

read more to participate ⬇️

couple of rules for y’all this time cause last time got out of hand:

you need clearly communicate consent to to do so

you must be 18 or older. if i catch u asking and you’re a minor, instant block no exceptions.

pick a level from 1-3, on a scale of gentle to hit me with your best shot.

rules for me:

if you want me to delete my response to you, i will do so with no questions asked

no transphobia, homophobia, racism, ableism, etc.

otherwise no rules 😈

glhf 😌

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I feel like many people have a fundamental misconception of what unreliable narrator means. It's simply a narrative vehicle not a character flaw, a sign that the character is a bad person. There are also many different types of unreliable narrators in fiction. Being an unreliable narrator doesn't necessarily mean that the character is 'wrong', it definitely doesn't mean that they're wrong about everything even if some aspects in their story are inaccurate, and only some unreliable narrators actively and consciously lie. Stories that have unreliable narrators also tend to deal with perception and memory and they often don't even have one objective truth, just different versions. It reflects real life where we know human memory is highly unreliable and vague and people can interpret same events very differently

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ok so hear me out

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No hesitation I would absolutely listen to Aabria and Erika horrifying their friends with bullshit internet facts. Please this is content I crave. Let me witness you explaining ao3 to Brennan, I am begging. Please talk about babygirlism and poor little meow meows to some unsuspecting civilians. This is a brilliant idea.

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#me

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#521 pages #earliest in history is from july of 2019 #but i did some reading without an account on ao3 before that