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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

#so real tho #reblog

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

#hhhholy shit #also. eleven. the teens are delf explanatory #reblog

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government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program

hell fucking world

#jesus christ #reblog

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#omg..... them.... #reblog

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#gotdam. #reblog

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Nothing more awesome than seeing a trans woman with big boobs like hell yes you did it!

#reblog

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If you’re a fan. DO NOT SPOIL in the reblogs or comments

#damn im a fan and not even i know which it is LOL #reblog #there are four here that im not sure of but one of them sounds the least like something hed write just because of how. normal it is. #since i do know which ones are definitely real i wont list them but i will say that my guess is the bbq one. it just seems so normal. #unless i havent read it yet bc it wasnt translated anywhere then it just doesnt feel very junji ito. #or maybe i just dont remember it in which case i will be rectifying that after this poll ends #the other three i dont recognize sound strange enough to be real compared to that one

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^ caption that image ill go first "r u into focks" you don't get context

tfw u and ur demon bestie get nicknamed "shiro" (he/him (in the way that he has aCOUGH and doesn't care)) and "kuro" (they/them) by some random boring guy ur haunting

we dont need to talk about where they're for or from. (ill publish the fic on ao3 if i finish it.)

we made them together but kuro is by @gltchghst

proof it mine here (did i do this right) (do i need to fuck with the layers to prove it) (glitch was on call when i made kuro end can vouch that im not a robot)

#i guess i need to make an art tag now. #kuros sketches look more polished because theyre someone else's #shiros vibing over there somewhere #ignore my tapastic bookmark i dont use it and forgot it was there its gone now #shiros shorts were inspired by wanderer and then i saw baizhu my beloved and now were slit pants brothers #the slit probably goes like above the knee but u cant see it cause gravity

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#wait actually this kinda slays #reblog

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symbolic fanart of me tangled in spiderwebs representing my lack of autonomy as a character trapped inside a narrative and being unwillingly manipulated by various external forces but i seem a little too happy about it

#yeah need this on my blog #reblog

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Nothing will ever feel as surreal as the main character of Ajin running around trying to find a hole which is utterly vital to defeating the main antagonist at that time.

#ACTUALLY THO #that scene was so intense but out of context funniest shit to happen #local teen runs around looking for a hole that the police can shove a disembodied arm in. #reblog

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Just wanted to clear this thing up

Friendly reminder that if I haven’t answered your ask the same day, it means either: 

I want to treasure that ask forever

I dont feel up to social interaction

I didnt have time, and ended up forgetting about it

What it does NOT mean:

I dont like getting asks

You’re bothering me by sending asks

SAME APPLIES FOR UNANSWERED TAG GAMES!

#alternatively: tumblr ate it #i have 5 asks in my inbox tumblr says. i look. there is nothing. #reblog

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Valorant Text Post Memes Volume 24

Time for another meme post! And everyone welcome Clove to the meme roster.

Made by me with jokes from myself and some good friends. As such, it covers our headcanons and ships. No hate towards other ships (I’m a multishipper myself), but these are just ones I enjoy and chose to feature in these memes, yada yada. No shipping discourse on a funny meme post pls

#there is one person that i hope sees this post and u know exactly who u are #a second person as well but first person much more #reblog

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My friend got me to take this test and now I'm offering it to all of you. I find some of the questions a bit loaded but ah well.

D&D alignment test

Once you've done it, please tell me your results for alignment and class here!

#chaotic neutral bard #specifically an elf #honestly good for me im so cool #reblog

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i opened up tumblr and saw a post with these glasses and knew what i had to do.

#i wish i didnt get headaches wo my glasses on so i could fulfil this #reblog

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

#reblog

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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

#i fully intend on posting art later today #i want to glaze it first tho #also for the longest time i didnt ever post any drawings not bc they were bad (they were) but i couldnt think of a good signature. #anyways its gonna be (tumblr logo)(tumblr username). i dont care anymore #reblog