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oldmaninthedesert · 1 year
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Amazing
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oldmaninthedesert · 1 year
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Nosferatu and Brujah furiously arguing over reddit for the last six nights in a row.
Neither of them knows the other is a kindred.
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oldmaninthedesert · 2 years
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Plus, they're surrounded by other werewolves all the time. Who wouldn't drink?
Why are werewolves so steenky
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oldmaninthedesert · 2 years
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Frequently drunk, which doesn't promote good hygiene.
Why are werewolves so steenky
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oldmaninthedesert · 2 years
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We're supposed to be keeping count of how many we killed? Because some of those jackasses were less than memorable.
Thinking about it.. what is peoples body count on here.......???
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oldmaninthedesert · 2 years
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Except then it's the dicks that suck.
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oldmaninthedesert · 3 years
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oldmaninthedesert · 3 years
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I mean, not the worst, but they are kind of The Worst, y'know?
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oldmaninthedesert · 3 years
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Too bad I already called dibs on all the good guns.
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oldmaninthedesert · 3 years
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She's insufferable.
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oldmaninthedesert · 3 years
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oldmaninthedesert · 3 years
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oldmaninthedesert · 3 years
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Presuming a Ventrue is going to do anything useful is always a mistake, best to assume that they're incapable of it, and then just occasionally you'll be pleasantly, mildly surprised.
What is the point of me laying out all my mistakes if you don’t learn from them?
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oldmaninthedesert · 3 years
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Oh, the Camarilla works exactly the way they want it to. Keeping the poor rookies in their place and telling them scary stores about what might happen if they step out of line, while the higher ups do whatever the fuck they want without any real consequences.
You don't need to say angry and Brujah, you can just choose one, my friend.
My anger at the state of the world and the status quo has 0 to do with me being a Brujah.
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oldmaninthedesert · 3 years
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Brujah philosophers are wise indeed.
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