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Chicken Nuggets
You read that right, chicken nuggets. Someone obviously did not read my previous posts about Taco Bell chicken. We get it, chicken is popular. Everyone wants to go to that anti-gay-we-only-serve-chicken establishment, but you don’t have to be the same Taco Bell. You could have stood out and taken a stand. Maybe you could have been anti-chicken, but no, it’s another missed opportunity. Just like…
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Defy/ Toasted Cheddar Chalupa
Defy/ Toasted Cheddar Chalupa
I’ve been away from my typewriter for a bit and I will not apologize. Women need to stop apologizing for every little mistake they make. Did I forget to pay the water bill and accidentally have the water turned off? Maybe but I’m not sorry. Mistake happen. Plus I’ve been swamped. As you may know, I have a lovely girlfriend and I have been very busy moving into her place. In fact, my typewriter…
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Crispy Chicken Wings
1 week, we’ve made it 1 week into 2022 and it’s already off to a bizarre start. I didn’t think I’d ever need to write these words, but taco bell just added crispy chicken wings to their menu for 1 week only. Are they good? Well, to get an answer you will have to read the rest of this blog. Yes, this is clickbait and yes, you need to get through some of my personal life and opinions before you can…
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$2 Burritos
You thought you could end the year without hearing from me again? Jokes on you. That ain’t happening.
2021 has definitely been a whirlwind for many reasons but one of the best parts (besides my smokin’ hot girlfriend) has been the resurgence of the blog. It was gone but not forgotten and thanks to all your love and support we have kept it kicking. As mentioned last blog, I am not beneath asking…
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#Brittney spears#burritos#funny#las vegas#lil nas x#olivia rodrigo#olympics#soccer#spiderman#taco bell#taylor swift#tom holland#vegetaria#zendaya
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Loaded Taco Fries Burrito
Loaded Taco Fries Burrito
Y’all seem to love this burrito content so I didn’t want to disappoint. The last person I disappointed was a semi-famous professional soccer player and it didn’t go so well. (I don’t want to cause some extra drama, even though I live on drama, so I’m choosing to omit his name from this story in order to prevent some hate mail). This soccer player and I went on a date and he proposed right on the…
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Toasted Breakfast Burritos
All I can say is thank you. Thank you for your continued support of this trash that I write. It is for you, it is always for you. Last weeks revival post brought back some old flames from the wood work and no I am not going to get back together with you Jerome. I don’t know how many times I need to tell you but I was not interested 10 years ago and I’m not interested now.
For those of you who…
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Beef Burrito
I’m back bitches! (sorry mom),
In honor of Gossip Girl relaunching I thought I might try to relaunch my blogging career as well. My manager has long since fled the ship, so this is a solo project for me, just the way it should be. It’s been a few years and honestly I should have blogged last year cuz there was nothing else to do, but I was going through way too much relationship drama to deal…
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Loaded Nacho Taco
Shout out to the Jonas Brothers for reuniting. In honor of them and because Nick won’t stop sending me emails, I figured I’d release a new post (Priyanka please don’t be mad at Nick he loves you. He just loves my taco bell blog slightly more). It’s been a hot minute since the last time I posted and I do apologize.
The menu item I’ve chosen to review for the new post is the Loaded Nacho Tacos,…
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#Baseball#Beyonce#Captain Marvel#Endgame#entertainment#funny#george washington#jonas brothers#MN Twins#nachos#nick jonas#priyanka jonas#taco bell#tacos#Tinder#writing
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Nacho Fries
That’s right, I finally got my typewriter fixed! It took 2 years of manual labor and searching thrift stores for parts but I finally fixed it so I’m able to blog again. That and I finally came out of that coma…. Well for my fans that don’t get any pop culture news except from my blog (grandma and Aunt Betty) I thought I would list the top 5 cultural events of the last 2 years to help catch you…
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#Beyonce#blogging#burger king#eharmony#entertainment#fries#funny#jay z#kim kardashian#mcdonalds#nacho cheese#presidents#starbucks#taco bell#wendys
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Mystery Item (Quesalupa)
Today is the big day! For football fans today is the day. The holiday of football. Santa is on his way and he’s bring with him the Lombardi trophy. Is it going to be the Denver Broncos? or the Carolina Panthers? Is Peyton going to end his career celebrating with a new ring on his finger or is he going home as one of the best quarterbacks in history who just can’t seem to win the big game. (I…
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#Bacon#Beyonce#broncos#burritos#Cheese#football#headquarters#hype#justin bieber#panthers#peyton manning#quesalupa#ring#secret#standards#superbowl#taco bell#tacos
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Boss Nachos
TB recently released another new item to their menu: Boss Nachos. Taco Bell is really into calling things boss, I think it’s a mix of them thinking they’re really cool and really big because bosses are big. But I don’t know that they really understand the lingo, I guess it’s better than dope. No one is going to want to go buy some dope nachos. I’m not sure how the FDA would feel about that… …
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#animals#boss#boss nachos#cereal#Cheese#dogs#dope#guacamole#models#nachos#photography#taco bell#teaching#trough#wet dogs#what are those
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BOSS WRAP
I’ve been meaning to write this for about a week now but with work and halloween everything just seems to be taking my time. Yes I may have also been recently binge watching the blacklist and I did just finish a 1000 piece Boba Fett puzzle but you know what life is hard. I do what I want. Speaking of Star Wars I also have my tickets for the new movie already. I am so pumped! December 17th can’t…
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#blacklist#boba fett#boss#boss wrap#Cheese#cilantro#Crunchwrap#dope#halloween#jokes#legendary#mom#mother&039;s day#starwars#steak#taco bell#tacos#the force awakens#work#wrap
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Volcano Quesarito & Starbust Cherry Freeze
Volcano Quesarito & Starbust Cherry Freeze
So if you know anything about Taco Bell or if you have a brain, you should know that on Thursday Taco Bell released two new items both the Volcano Quesarito and the Starburst Cherry Freeze. Knowing me you know I tend to be lazy so instead of doing the work and writing two blog posts, why not just write one? I mean really it’s being efficient and using my time wisely. Killing two birds with one…
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#2010#basements#blogging#camping#cherry freeze#crying#donald trump#girl scouts#gossip girl#hawks#honor#icee#kanye west#kim kardashian#lava#lava sauce#lindsey lohan#lion king#love#mufasa#rice#starburst#starburst cherry freeze#stones#taco bell#tacos#tears#two birds#volcano#volcano quesarito
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Fiesta Taco Salad
This blog post goes out to the new followers I have gained over the last week. In fact I was approached by this mysterious women the other day while I was walking my cat. Please don’t judge me for walking my cat… Cat’s need exercise too. This lady kept going on and on about how amazing my blog was and I kept asking for her name so I could give a shout out to her but all she would say was that…
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Cheesy Rice and Bean Burrito
Cheesy Rice and Bean Burrito
So since last time a lot has happened! The stats on this have been booming, like back when we were in the Clarion! Thank you! I couldn’t do this without you. I mean I could but it would be pointless because no one would be reading it… Anyway I do want to ask one more thing of you. Share it! Like it and Follow please! I know you all are loving it and keep coming back for more so why not subscribe…
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DareDevil Loaded Grillers
The only reason this exists is because of the few friends I have. I almost quit and didn’t think I was going to come back, and yet here I am. Too many people kept telling me to do another blog and I just am so sick of the fan mail, like seriously stop mailing me and telling me to write. I’m sick of it. I do have to warn you that my editor is no longer with us… we had creative differences (She…
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#adam vinatieri#Beyonce#burritos#Cheese#chelsea#chipotle#colts#crunch#dare devil#dreams#editors#fan mail#football#ghost pepper#goldilocks#grammar#habanero#heaven#hockey#Loaded grillers#miracle on ice#nachos#nfl#of mice and men#permier league#quesaritos#soccer#taco bell#tacos#vlogs
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Sriracha Quesarito!!!
Sriracha Quesarito!!!!
For all you losers out there who take the time to read this crap, thanks, I guess. My publicist told me I shouldn’t call my readers names, but she doesn’t know what good writing is because she’s a loaf of bread. You guys appreciate a little name calling. My Unc Phil used ta say, “Name calling will put a little hair on your chest.” You know what, thanks to him, I now have a full chest of hair.…
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#Baja Blast#chest hair#human resources#mercedes benz#phil#quesarito#sriracha#taco bell#traffic#uncles
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