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Pipe expanding machine

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“understand the palm of my hand, bitch” is such a raw line you’d think it came from shakespeare but it’s actually from the 2015 PlayStation 4 exclusive Until Dawn

#until dawn #emily davis you are the only character

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this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

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evil columbo: oh, just one million more thing..

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caveman carrd:

grug • 23 winters

likes: berry picking, cave painting (critical of all tales), rock collecting,

DNI: people who prioritize hunting over gathering, mutuals with spearmaker57 (visit me for details), irredeemable cave painting fans

blacklist: bear attacks, bear noises, poisonous berries, spear attacks, (catchall is ‘grug don’t look’)

leave a pebble if you read!

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Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

#killer klowns from outer space

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mission accomplished: reblog has been liked by specific mutual that it was rbed for

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Reblog and put in the tags why you wouldn't survive in a horror movie

#fall into the freeze category of flight flight free #ze #its over before it began

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i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

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i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often

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For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont. 

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brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah

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group balding is in 5 minutes btw

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Britain's worst telephone call

I just know they cannot stand each other

#pretzel talks #stressed eric #pretzel's art #excuse own artstyle im trying to get a feel for them #just gave doc a normal toupee bc i cba to draw the extras lol #ittybittyeric