Hey Hephaestus, I'm sure you know about the various different depictions of you. Which one do you find most interesting, most wrong, and most odd?
||Basically what does he think off other fandoms' Hephaestuses?||
"Is something I haven't though before because it has not catch my attention until you mentioned it...but I can tell you about some depictions I found...
From God of War: I felt pity for him...pity and mixed feelings because it was almost what I lived in my world.
From Hades 2: I just saw the technical stream, and it was kinda interesting because this one was made to look husky and with more visible disabilities...I wish to look this depiction in full body format to give a more concrete opinion.
From Percy Jackson and The Olympians: I hasn't seen the series, so I can't give an opinion.
From Blood Of Zeus: I can say I like his humor sense and sassyness, I wish I could be like that."
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Okay we all know you can take the heat considering you’re a blacksmith/engineer and have fire powers.
But what’s your favorite way to cool off? Ice cream, swimming, relaxing in the ac?
"I would say swimming because I was raised at the sea and feel the water in my body makes me feel like I was again with Mama...but sometimes relax in the AC is nice too"
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I wonder if the crafters would do a model calendar? I think Heph and Talos would be perfect for a summer month with their natural tans and red hair.
"I-In fact...we d-do make calendars before new year...they are quite popular here at Ota...e-even we have suscribers expecting to receive our calendars every new year...normally Talos and I model for May and July alone...the other months we make photos with our guildmates depending of the theme of the photo"
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Hey Hephaestus what do you think is the weirdest feature you installed into Talos? And Talos what do you think it is?
"His weirdest feature? I don't know...let me think..."
Heph thinks about all the features he installed in Talos, it takes some time until...
"I think is his sense of confidence...you see, I made him to be my ideal self, but I believe he can't differentiate when is self-confidence or lack of shame when he does certain things that I wouldn't dare to do..."
"Well...what can I say? It just come out naturally and I can't be helped...I was just made this way"
Then, Talos hugs and cuddles his creator
"But I think my Creator's sense of discretion and genius and my sense of confidence were made to be balanced...and be like a complementary duo"
"Talos, stop cuddling me!"
" How about...No!"
Talos keeps cuddling him while Heph keeps blushing of shame
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So what can those hands do?
"I will not tell you...shameless lewd"
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So does he come here often, or rarely? Ever interacted with him much aside from police interaction?
"He comes occasionally, like every two weeks per month averagely...and no...not very much because I prefer to work out alone or just with Talos"
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That was hot... Do it again
"......"
"I-It's not what you think!! I-I'm not into...t-that, you...L-Lewd!!"
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Calendar sales, eh~?
"H-How you know that! I didn't say anything!...(gasp) Did you just read my mind?!"
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So does Tajikarao knows about the... Trying to keep a certain someone in the basement situation or....?
Hephaestus covers your mouth with his hand and takes you to his lab
"I will s-say this only once...there wasn't such thing as a kidnapping...if you get it, nod with your head in silence and I will take off my hand, agreed?"
You nod and he takes off his hand, and he says something else...
"There's a little detail to fix..."
"IFIEVERSEEYOUSAYINGANYTHINGABOUTYOUKNOWWHATWITHANYBODYELSE...YOUWILLNEVERSEEDAYLIGHTAGAINFORTHERESTOFYOURLIFE..."
"So...what we were talking about?"
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Officer! There's a thief! He took my underwear! He was an old man, with white hair, and a beard. I think he's a transient cause I noticed a horn, and some green wings and *proceeds to describe Hogen*
Tajikarao takes your declaration with complete seriousness as his job demands it
"Very well...anything you need to add at your declaration?"
But inside...he's like...
*DAMMIT, MASTER HOGEN!! when you will behave like a honorable member of the police and not like a pervert geezer! If only you would know the opinion of Fire Dept. Comissioner Raven Arthur has about you...now I know why their calendar's sales are better than ours!! And better don't say about those posh police officers from Chuo Ward think about you!*
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Officer! There's a man casually walking around with massive guns! *points at Hephaestus' massive biceps*
"Massive guns?! Where is it?"
You guide him to the guy with massive guns...
"Is there a problem, Tajikarao?"
"......?"
Tajikarao comes back to you, with a stern look
"You know that declare a false accusation is a punishable crime...ISN'T IT?"
You get cuffed and forced to get in to the police car.
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You ever wonder who manufacture merchandises of various people around Tokyo?
(Talking about how event variants sometimes have either chibis or items that looks like other characters)
"I suppose a Tycoon Guild's member has a factory that makes all the merchandise....probably Gyumao...or that greedy dwarf Andvari"
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Hey Heph! You’re really cute, can we take a selfie together?
"I-I'm not cute! And about that selfie, my answer is-"
But you interrupt him taking your selfie with him...and you dare to pinch his butt
"!!"
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Excuse me all gentlemen I like to report a suspicious activity!also someone call the police.I saw a young man following a little girl with a camera,I don't know what he trying to do with her but Im letting you know.cus I saw the girl face looking scared and uncomfortable.
"W-What?!...that sounds awful...and disgusting"
"You want me to deal with that perv, Creator?"
Talos offered himself to deal with the pervert, but Hephaestus had someone else in mind, an acquaintance who likes to train weightlifting at the crafters' personal gym when his school's gym is not available...luckily, such guy was in their gym that day
"Better leave it to a police officer...hey, Tajikarao! There's a possible pervert following a girl with a camera..."
"Don't say more! Just let me know where is that weirdo!"
Hephaestus signals him the whereabout, Tajikarao proceeds to walk fast enough to reach out the guy and the girl.
"Hey!! You, overthere! Hands up where I see them and leave that girl alone right now!!"
Tajikarao takes the pervert's camera to see the data in the camera revealing a full collection of girls panty shots and other NSFW photos, Tajikarao's face was getting furious while his face was as red as his hands, suddenly he grabs the pervert's by the shirt and pin down him to the floor to cuff him...but Tajikarao used too much strength on him and knocks him out, them he takes him to his patrol vehicle.
Later, he comforts the girl and ask her to bring her parents or legal tutor to come to Kiou Police Academy to take her declaration, then he approaches to Heph and Talos...
"Tell to Amatsumara-dono I had to leave earlier than I expected, and better stay aware in case you being called to declare your testimony as witnesses...see ya!"
Tajikarao gets on his vehicle and goes to jail the pervert until finish this sudden case
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Oh you met Orion before? How was he?
"To be honest...I didn't meet him very deeply, he was literally a giant like the rumors said, at least he was thankful for grant him Kedalion as his guide and had a faint smell of urine when he sweats"
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I have unfortunate news Heph that you may have some competition in the mama department. Another certain genius by the name of Masashi may have claimed your mama as their own. They're cute, fluffy, confident, and they like to sit in your mama's lap.
"Oh, yeah?...care to explain that detail to me, Mama?"
"Look...I'm completely flabbergasted and confused about Masashi's overconfident behavior...but he's not a bad kid, just needs some guidance...and maybe a little trauma to learn some limits, but I can assure you he will never take your place, Heph..."
"Don't worry, Mama...I'm normally a rational adult and I know that a kid can't replace me because you and I share a deep relationship not only as your son...we have something that can't be broken..."
"Heph...you sometimes surprise me..."
Jutaro feels relieved about Hephaestus' words and departs to take the train back to Shinjuku before his curfew
But after say goodbye...Heph was...
"So...someone wants to take away my Mama from me, uh?...well...it seems I must learn up and polish my skills at furriery...it has been a long time since I haven't made things with furry or leather, but what to make? A jacket would be nice, maybe some gloves to make a full set for wintertime...there are so many options...hehehe...heheHahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
Meanwhile at another place...an overconfident Masashi was experimenting a deep feeling of fear running through his body...
"I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!"
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Hey heph do you know hari raya puasa?
Marking the end of the Islamic holy month of Ramadan is the festival of Eid, known in Singapore as Hari Raya Aidilfitri or Hari Raya Puasa. Ramadan is a period of sober repentance for Muslims, during which adherents of the faith worship, engage in acts of compassion and fast from dawn to dusk for approximately 30 days
"I have heard about Ramadan...but not about that festival you mention...so I'm sorry if I can't talk about that"
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