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take a jacket just in case

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scenario where danny gets the idea from looking at more abstract and odd ghosts like nocturne and vortex that ghosts, with time, become more eldritch and strange. being a horror fan, he gets very excited and starts fantasizing about what he might look like as he gets more scary. wings? more eyes? incomprehensible shape? how cool!

none of his mentors have the heart to tell him that thats not how ghosts work. those guys just look like that.

#...whether he ends up willing himself into looking like that anyway or not is up to you lol #danny phantom

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siIvagunner cooking mama rip (idk which song) where its the tune of the main character by will wood

#always makes me think 'ahh. the cooking mama soundtrack :)'

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media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex

me: ok

media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex

me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this

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to be clear i dont do tthat here. maaaybe except for the rare occasion where i make a post actually intending for it to spread out to hundreds of people. you guys already know im cringe theres nothing i can do to change that and im cool with that

i stg im constantly playing social chess and not even maliciously or anything i just cant not. idk if its a consequence of living w ppl with zero emotional regulation or the autism or just wanting to be cool or what. deciding whether or not to keep a typo depending on if itll make me look genuine and vulnerable or just stupid and sloppy. cutely saying "numnumnum" as i eat my cookie to distract everyone from the political ad on tv in hopes it doesnt spark discussion. im playing a hidden role game over here 24/7 whos the werewolf thats right its me but im not killing villagers im just making them not yell at each other when im in the room

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WELL. MAYBE THEY ALL HAVE A GAMER'S SPIRIT AND I RECOGNIZE THIS ABOUT THEM. MAYBE ALL YPUR OCS SHOULD HANG OUT IN AN ARCADE. SMILES

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not beating the sayori allegations

i stg im constantly playing social chess and not even maliciously or anything i just cant not. idk if its a consequence of living w ppl with zero emotional regulation or the autism or just wanting to be cool or what. deciding whether or not to keep a typo depending on if itll make me look genuine and vulnerable or just stupid and sloppy. cutely saying "numnumnum" as i eat my cookie to distract everyone from the political ad on tv in hopes it doesnt spark discussion. im playing a hidden role game over here 24/7 whos the werewolf thats right its me but im not killing villagers im just making them not yell at each other when im in the room

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i stg im constantly playing social chess and not even maliciously or anything i just cant not. idk if its a consequence of living w ppl with zero emotional regulation or the autism or just wanting to be cool or what. deciding whether or not to keep a typo depending on if itll make me look genuine and vulnerable or just stupid and sloppy. cutely saying "numnumnum" as i eat my cookie to distract everyone from the political ad on tv in hopes it doesnt spark discussion. im playing a hidden role game over here 24/7 whos the werewolf thats right its me but im not killing villagers im just making them not yell at each other when im in the room

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The difference between 9-volt and 18-volt is that 18-volt has other hobbies

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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

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#awesome #undescribed

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But there was a period of friction, when “hello” was spreading beyond its summoning origins to become a general-purpose greeting, and not everyone was a fan. I was reminded of this when watching a scene in the BBC television series Call the Midwife, set in the late 1950s and early 1960s, where a younger midwife greets an older one with a cheerful “Hello!” “When I was in training,” sniffs the older character, “we were always taught to say ‘good morning,’ ‘good afternoon,’ or ‘good evening.’ ‘Hello’ would not have been permitted.” To the younger character, “hello” has firmly crossed the line into a phatic greeting. But to the older character, or perhaps more accurately to her instructors as a young nurse, “hello” still retains an impertinent whiff of summoning. Etiquette books as late as the 1940s were still advising against “hello,” but in the mouth of a character from the 1960s, being anti-hello is intended to make her look like a fussbudget, especially playing for an audience of the future who’s forgotten that anyone ever objected to “hello.”

Because Internet, Gretchen McCulloch

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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

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There is a conversation to be had about the fact that Taylor Swift's album is being played in its entirety across all of iHeartRadio's 868 stations, pushing out the opportunities other artists might have had to get radioplay. That's the literal definition of a monopoly. No wonder she'll hit the top of the radio play charts with this maneuver, because at least 65 minutes (if not the back side of the album, which would take it to nearly twice that length) across EIGHT HUNDRED AND SIXTY EIGHT STATIONS will be dedicated to her, artificially boosting her radio play and decreasing everyone else's. In this essay I will—