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Lynn looked over her shoulder when she heard the warning of the other. "And to think whoever sent me to retrieve this for them sent me on a mission without the proper information. You think they would inform people of this kind of thing before they send hunters out on jobs like this." Lynn said with a sigh.

"I can't leave empty handed without it so can you maybe help me disarm the magick if that is something that can be done?" Lynn asked hoping the strange being who warned her would offer her assistance.

𝕆𝕡𝕖𝕟 | 𝕄𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝔼𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕤

“ I think it rather prudent that you do not touch that. ”

Elias Ainsworth’s velvety smooth voice broke through the nights symphony of crickets, chirping contentedly. His tone pierced the lucid peacefulness of the evening with an undeniable sharp and haunting presence, abundantly ripe with mystery.

  “ Magick of the fae,

                                can be predictably… ” 

His words halted, purposefully allowing the gravity of importance to garner weight. And then, as if on cue, leaves rustled gently and the boughs of trees seemed to creak, subtly emphasizing the Mage’s warning just before he stepped from the cover of shadows.         

“ … Unpredictable. ”

#elias ainsworth #the ancient magus bride #elias ainsworth rp #anime rp #lynn #Lynn Anderson

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Lynn chuckled then shook her head. "see I never really had much experience with this festival or whatever people call it. I just know that it's the one night of the year where the veil is at its thinnest and spirits can cross into our world freely." Lynn said with a soft sigh.

"familiars are easily summoned this time of year but with that being said sometimes young ones bite off more than they can chew and end up summoning something they cannot handle."

"Ah I missed Halloween!" Lynn said with a small sigh "but look I dressed my familiars up as spiders arnt they cute." Lynn asked showing off the overly eager male hell hound and rather crabby looking female...both were dressed as spiders. "It was Dante's idea."

His gaze fell upon the familiars of @omgcoffee-and-murder who now, in his observation, resembling a ghastly mash-up between a canine and arachnid. A sentiment that must be shared by the female half of the hounds. But insofar as the spirit of Hallowed Eve was concerned, it was apropos indeed natheless.

“Scarce is merit to be reaped from ideas spawned by my brother's mean intelligence, but I must give you credit of somewhat fashioning it into a getup that reifies the belated occasion, madam.”

#Lynn Anderson #devil may cry rp #devil may cry vergil #dmc rp #dmc vergil

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Riley nodded then got up off the bed and pulled on her hoodie. "Also we're getting paid for this so I got to grab some kind of proof that we got the fucker." Riley said as she rummaged through a box that she kept random odds and ends in and found a set of plyers. "You think these are good for ripping out teeth or do you think I should go for the eyes instead?" Riley asked as she showed Zack a tool that looked like it could have been used for some kind of torture.

"I really can't decide....you pick since you are the master of all things death."

Since Zack put the book so simply Riley sighed. "yeah I guess you can put it that way but I was more so hooked on it because of the gore factor." She said then smirked when she heard Zack say he wanted to slice something up.

"oh you're going to love this then. I got word back from the Don that someone didn't pay for the little package he gave them so now he has a hit out on their head..." Riley said putting the bookmark in her book before closing it. "Cops will stay out of this so we're free to make a mess out of the fucker and put him on display for the whole town to see!"

#riley hawthorne #zack foster #isaac foster #angels of death zack #angels of death rp #angels of death

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GONNA REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING POTATO!!!!!!

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B. Dylan Hollis baking Tiktoks - #9 - sentence starters

1, “It’s been said that there’s a cookie for every occasion, and if that’s the case, then this must be the cookie for when you descend into psychosis.” 

2. “This is not a cookie. This is a wrong way to make oatmeal.” 

3. “I relate to sprinkles because they’re dainty, frivolous, and let’s face it, just a little bit limp-wristed.”

4. “It tastes like summer camp. Like ‘baby bottle pop’ nostalgic.” 

5. “What, you’ve never put cereal in a blender before? Calling yourself a chef?” 

6. “If you’ve never had a prune, good! Best not to engage with the enemy.” 

7. “I tell you, cheese makes everything better. Except car accidents. Trust me, I’ve tried. The police got very mad.” 

8. “I don’t like boxes. People get buried in them.”

9. “If it looks like oil, it must be good.” 

10. “This is pretty good, but you gotta have some strong chompers.”  

11. “Please remove the wrappers. Aluminium has no nutritional value.” 

12. “This has no right being this satisfying.” 

13. “My fingers are stuck.” 

14. “That’s long enough. I want ice cream!” 

15. “Cornmeal bothers me. On the one hand, it’s vegetable dust, and on the other hand, I have… fingers.” 

16. “I’m baking soup.”

17. “I don’t know much about Texas. I’m told things there are large.” 

18. “I can feel my teeth falling out of my face right now.” 

19. “We start with two big packs of jell-o, because one would be too easy and three is a felony.” 

20. “This person has been to a dark place. Seen bad things.” 

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Lynn smiled then let out a small chuckle. "They still get the job done in costume in fact I think it gets more screams out of the ones whose fate is met at the jaws of these harrowed hounds." Lynn said as she ran her hands over the heads of her familiars.

"What happened to your brother anyway? He was the one who suggested the idea you figured he would be around to see how it turned out." Lynn said as she passed a small colorful wrapped chocolate. "Oh uh Trick or treat "

"Ah I missed Halloween!" Lynn said with a small sigh "but look I dressed my familiars up as spiders arnt they cute." Lynn asked showing off the overly eager male hell hound and rather crabby looking female...both were dressed as spiders. "It was Dante's idea."

His gaze fell upon the familiars of @omgcoffee-and-murder who now, in his observation, resembling a ghastly mash-up between a canine and arachnid. A sentiment that must be shared by the female half of the hounds. But insofar as the spirit of Hallowed Eve was concerned, it was apropos indeed natheless.

“Scarce is merit to be reaped from ideas spawned by my brother's mean intelligence, but I must give you credit of somewhat fashioning it into a getup that reifies the belated occasion, madam.”

#devil may cry rp #devil may cry vergil #devil may cry #dmc vergil #dmc rp

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Since Zack put the book so simply Riley sighed. "yeah I guess you can put it that way but I was more so hooked on it because of the gore factor." She said then smirked when she heard Zack say he wanted to slice something up.

"oh you're going to love this then. I got word back from the Don that someone didn't pay for the little package he gave them so now he has a hit out on their head..." Riley said putting the bookmark in her book before closing it. "Cops will stay out of this so we're free to make a mess out of the fucker and put him on display for the whole town to see!"

"I mean it could be worse. There could be people begging you to piss on them or shit on them before you kill them because apparently people like it when people piss and or shit on them too..." Riley said as she shrugged. "I find that fetish weird." She said as she crossed her arms across her chest. "Or the fetish of watching other people have sex." Riley said as she noticed Zack taking notice of the book she was reading.

"it's Heart shaped box by Joe Hill....one of Stephen King's sons. It's about a rock star who is haunted by the ghost of his ex girlfriends stepfather and the ghost is trying to kill him. Not as scary as I wanted it to be but the book has a way of sucking you in and keeping your attention." Riley said with a smile trying to take Zack's mind off the weird shit she had just told him. She wouldn't have said anything if he hadn't asked.

#riley hawthorn #role play #angels of death zack #angels of death rp #angels of death

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"I mean it could be worse. There could be people begging you to piss on them or shit on them before you kill them because apparently people like it when people piss and or shit on them too..." Riley said as she shrugged. "I find that fetish weird." She said as she crossed her arms across her chest. "Or the fetish of watching other people have sex." Riley said as she noticed Zack taking notice of the book she was reading.

"it's Heart shaped box by Joe Hill....one of Stephen King's sons. It's about a rock star who is haunted by the ghost of his ex girlfriends stepfather and the ghost is trying to kill him. Not as scary as I wanted it to be but the book has a way of sucking you in and keeping your attention." Riley said with a smile trying to take Zack's mind off the weird shit she had just told him. She wouldn't have said anything if he hadn't asked.

"yup." Riley said as she looked up from the book she was reading. "I mean look at me...I find you hot...I stick around but I don't actually want you to murder me." Riley said as she flicked through the pages of her book then glanced over at the killer.

"I wouldn't let it get to you. There is a lot of weird shit in this world. Just do what makes you happy." Riley said giving the male a small smile before looking down at the chapter she was on. "It's like splatterpunk and extreme horror books. It's not for everyone and some people find it extremely fucked up and those who enjoy it to be fucked up too but their opinion don't matter to me." She added before putting her book down in a way that she could easily pick it back up to read when she was ready.

"I hope what I said made sense, I don't like sounding like I'm a know it all because that's not me."

#angels of death rp #angels of death zack #angels of death #roleplay blog #role play #rp meme #riley hawthorne

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((I do love this ship dynamic! I need more books where this is the trope or more role plays.

The only ship dynamic that 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚. 🖤

Monster X Human

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⚠ ATTENTION!!

Lately there has been an increase of a new anon thing. Someone sends blogs something random, apparently mostly nsfw or the like, tagging someone else's blog in those asks. THE TAGGED BLOG IS NOT THE ONE SENDING THESE ASKS! This someone is just using their URL for whatever reason.

So instead of blocking or even harassing the URL named in the ask, block and report the anon!

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"yup." Riley said as she looked up from the book she was reading. "I mean look at me...I find you hot...I stick around but I don't actually want you to murder me." Riley said as she flicked through the pages of her book then glanced over at the killer.

"I wouldn't let it get to you. There is a lot of weird shit in this world. Just do what makes you happy." Riley said giving the male a small smile before looking down at the chapter she was on. "It's like splatterpunk and extreme horror books. It's not for everyone and some people find it extremely fucked up and those who enjoy it to be fucked up too but their opinion don't matter to me." She added before putting her book down in a way that she could easily pick it back up to read when she was ready.

"I hope what I said made sense, I don't like sounding like I'm a know it all because that's not me."

@omgcoffee-and-murder // Starter !!

❝ You're telling me that there are a shit ton of people who GET OFF on fantasizing about getting murdered by a serial killer? That's just messed up. ❞ He grimaced at the thought, despite the fact that he was the one doing the actual messed up shit.

#angels of death rp #angels of death zack #zack foster #isaac foster #riley hawthorn

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"As long as I can remember. My father owned the bar when I was a little girl and when he wasn't able to work there any longer he handed it off to me." The woman said with a smile as she looked up at the sky. "I think my dad wanted to keep the business in the family since he had good friends offering to take it over for him before I was even old enough to take it over but he kept telling them he was waiting for the right person to come along....and sure enough when I turned 16 my father told me it was time to pass the bar along and told me to take good care of it." Lorelei said a smile on her lip.

"I run one of the few bars where people respect me and my father's dying wish to not destroy the bar." Lorelei added with a proud smile. "Not very many places can say that."

Talk To The Rain

#lorelei #role play #roronoa zoro roleplay #one piece roleplay #one piece rp #roronoa zoro

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"Nice to meet you." Lorelei said with a smile on her face. "The town is really easy to miss when you don't know where to look." The woman said offering her arm to the other.

"Our little town isn't used to visitors. We're so out of the way that nobody even bothers so better get ready to celebrate with the whole bar there will be many drinks to celebrate today." Lorelei said chuckling a little. "But you look like someone who can handle his drink so I don't have to worry about everyone drinking you under the table." She said with a small sigh.

"The poor lad didn't see it coming and he ended up passing out on the bar. He had to be carried back to where he was staying." Lorelei said with a laugh as she looked back at the fond memory.

Talk To The Rain

#one piece roleplay #lorelai #one piece rp #zoro #roronoa zoro

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"what do you think?" Riley asked as she offered Zack some more. She had made more than enough to feed a small family so if he wanted more all he had to do was say so. "I do my best to cook...I think I did pretty well for someone who reads cook books..." Riley said giving the other a genuine smile.

"this isn't the only thing I can cook. I can make homemade chicken noodle soup and Barbicue Chicken nachos." Riley said listing off some stuff to Zack wondering if he would be interested in trying any of it.

"try it. It's good." Riley said as she took half of the contents of the container and put some in a bowl for Zack. "You do not have to use chopsticks like I am...but here...enjoy." Riley said as she pushed the bowl and fork towards Zack with a small smile before she continued eating her portion.

#Zack Foster #angels of death rp #angels of death zack #angels of death #isaac foster #riley hawthorn

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Lorelai paused then looked over her shoulder when the other addressed her and smiled. "I like the rain so I decided to take a little walk and I stumbled across this little spot. It was unusual so I wanted to check in and see if everything was alright." The woman said as she moved some wet hair off her face and placed it behind her ear. "My name is Lorelai...I run a bar in town so if you want to walk back with me and grab a drink I can open the bar for you." Lorelai said with a small smile that might have been turning into a small blush.

The other was a handsome man and she wouldn't mind getting to know him and she felt the best way was to offer him some drinks.

Talk To The Rain

[Zoro Open Starter]

Feeling the cool drop of rain against his skin felt entirely new for a reason he didn’t understand. It felt lighter, sweeter. Each droplet was like a  caress against his senses. The intensity was light, gentle. It brought forth a smile he was unused to feeling tug at his facial muscles in recent times. There had just been so much to stress about over the past several months. But this calm… It made him want to lean out from under the canopy of the trees and let the rain sprinkle along his form.

It wasn’t that Zoro didn’t feel happy normally. He was actually an extremely happy person. Everything in his life was going amazingly. He just usually had a hard time expressing what he was feeling on a consistent scale. But that was gone today and he could really feel it. Simple things like the rain and the melody of the world around him. He could feel them so clearly.

The amulet lying against his chest felt warm, fueling the calm he was feeling. As he smiled, the slender designs on the amulet glowed. It glowed a bit more when darker thoughts started to intrude on his mind but the thoughts were soon gone and he was left to think about the rain more. He couldn’t remember for the life of him remember when he’d found the stupid thing. It was some trinket he’d stumbled upon while exploring the island. He was sure that Luffy would enjoy it. If Nami didn’t get her greedy fingers on it first…

#Lorelai #one peice #role play #one piece roleplay #one piece rp

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Emesis Blue (SFM) - sentence starters

"It's eternity in there!"

"My eyes hurt."

"It's longer than you think."

"I know it's late, but do you mind if I ask you something? Do you ever have bad dreams?"

"You ever get the feeling like you're being watched?"

"You look lost, ______.... and that suit doesn't fit you."

"You know the price of betrayal, _______. They'll throw you up against the wall for this."

"You idiot! They were our only lead and now they're dead!"

"You know, they made me take a bunch of this stuff. Said I was seeing things."

"If I had a gun, I'd shoot you - you sick bastard!"

"Well, whoever let you out, I'm glad they did, because... I like company."

"We're done. I don't care what wretched ______ you think you come from. You are not coming with me."

"You shot one of your own before? ______ teach you that?"

"I already lost one _______. I'm not going to lose another."

"Don't you get it? We're trapped. ______'s trying to kill us."

"You think you can get away with this? ______ will destroy you for what you've done!"

"Oh, thank god! A rescue! You've got to get me out of here before I contract something!"

"You want me to do it, don't you? But I won't, you can't make me. You can't make me!"

"I'm in a fix and you need to get me out of it. I cannot go to trial. I simply won't."

"Oh, thank god, ______! You've come to save me!"

"I did your dirty work, and hid it from everyone, and look what it did to me!"

"Do you have any idea how long I've waited for this? Longer than you think."

"See you on the other side."

"Whatever it was you saw inside ______, you are not to speak of it with anyone. Not a soul. Do I make myself clear?"

"Cheer up, ______. I think your friend will pull through."

"They're shooting at us! Run all the red lights! What are they good for anyway?"