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#phoenix wright

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missed drawing these guys so a quick sketch

#hades game

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self-aware time bomb characters. characters who put the wire cutters in another's hands and make them promise to sever the cord when the time comes. characters whose ever-approaching worst nightmare is bringing harm to other people. characters who hear "I'll never do anything to hurt you" as a threat.

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Ghost Trick is so funny because it's one of those games where people keep telling you to play it and after a while you start getting curious so you go "whatever" and try it

Then you're playing it and the thing happens which leads to the thing and ultimately gets you to THE thing and then you finish it and are like "I have to tell people"

So you go on social media to post about how this was a downright mindblowing experience but are like "Oh no what do I say to not reveale too much?"

You then type "Play Ghost Trick" and hit post like some sort of drone and you are 100% right to do so

Anyway play Ghost Trick

#ghost trick #exactly #just. just try it. just. play ghost trick

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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not to promote misogyny but i think this should happen i think it would be really funny

#classical era greeks

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this game was so fucking funny and for what. i can't believe there are people who dislike the alola games

#pokemon #i fucking love team skull #i dressed up like them for halloween and an anime convention and had the best freaking time

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Thinking of how there's the option to eat the tadpole in bg3 and how laios would probably eat it if he was in the game

(Senshi only stops him so he can eat it gourmet/cooked)

#oh god #dungeon meshi #gating baldurs

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i say this every year but tumblr didn’t start doing april fools’ gimmicks until 2014. one year previous, April 1st, 2013, was a certain Incident that i am CONVINCED caused @staff to think “we have to make an april fools’ theme ourselves, because if left to their own devices, they’ll do… That”

#oh was that the mishapocalypse #i remember that one #didn't realize it was homegrown #i was never in that fandom so it all just sorta happened Around me

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RAF VALLONE & ANTHONY PERKINS 1962 • Phaedra • dir. Jules Dassin

#ok so this is a movie i apparently need to see

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Option 1: Zelda is an average teenager in a modern AU Hyrule. One day she accidentally awakens Link, a knight from medieval Hyrule who was magically sealed away a thousand years ago and thinks Zelda is the same Zelda he swore an oath to protect a millennia ago. Zelda has to help him adjust to modern life, and also evil has returned and they probably have to take care of that.

Option 2: Same as option 1 but flipped. Link is the average modern teenager who accidentally awakens a medieval Zelda who thinks Link is the same Link who was made her champion a millennia ago. Also evil has returned and they probably have to take care of that.

#legend of zelda

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

#it's back #this made me laugh

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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

#this made me laugh