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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 days ago
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Doodlebob stole my crayons and gave them to Justin Timberlake.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 7 days ago
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I have never not once remembered a dream but this morning I woke up because I was physically unable to breathe or move so whoever lost their sleep paralysis demon he’s ready to come home now, take him back.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 7 days ago
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I was listening to Older by Ben Platt and when he goes, “Then my feet stopped short and I turned my head and I leaned into every word he said…And he said,” instead of, “When you get older,” it was John Mulaney saying, “I am homeless, I am gay. I’m new in town.”
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one-time-i-dreamt · 8 days ago
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I sent a friend request to someone on Discord, and then that evening I got a notification saying, "Your friend request has been denied, [this person] doesn't like you," or something passive aggressive like that.
Upset, I went and posted, "Okay, why the f*ck does Discord send you notifications when people refuse your friend request?"
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one-time-i-dreamt · 8 days ago
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I jumped off a several thousand feet cliff into the ocean and swam to shore. When I came up on land, I realized I was in Ancient Rome and panicked as I hadn’t studied ancient Roman history that extensively. I woke up because my dad was trying to shove a handful of snow under my sheets.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 8 days ago
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There was a person living in my house with my family who was a floating pair of invisible boobs. They were about the height you'd expect boobs to be mounted at, and they had a towel draped over them kinda like a kid-in-a-sheet ghost costume, mostly so we knew where they were.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 8 days ago
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There was a person living in my house with my family who was a floating pair of invisible boobs. They were about the height you'd expect boobs to be mounted at, and they had a towel draped over them kinda like a kid-in-a-sheet ghost costume, mostly so we knew where they were.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 8 days ago
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I went to a theatre but instead of showing movies, they were screening Tumblr posts. The people in the audience were all adding their additions to the post by saying it out loud. There was a guy next to me who was pretty funny, we vibed and we went to dinner together.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 9 days ago
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Keanu Reeves was taken off life support.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 9 days ago
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I hadn't done any assignments and hadn't showed up to my exams, and since it was the last semester of my last year of high school, everyone was disappointed that I broke under the pressure. I woke up crying, even though I graduated a few months ago.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 9 days ago
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I hadn't done any assignments and hadn't showed up to my exams, and since it was the last semester of my last year of high school, everyone was disappointed that I broke under the pressure. I woke up crying, even though I graduated a few months ago.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 9 days ago
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"On Earth, take a tax trip." I don't remember anything else about the dream except for that phrase. Right after hearing that I woke up crying.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 9 days ago
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I abandoned my principles of never doing a face reveal and posted a selfie on here, only to get a reblog from the random-encounters blog that said "Encounter: whatever the f*ck this is" and tagged it "#tw bad decisions".
I know they'd never do that, but I found it kinda hilarious.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 9 days ago
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I made a bread-lantern, with a carved out face, then I had to walk it like a dog.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 9 days ago
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I bought a home from an ex of my mum. I was with him and my mum in what was supposed to be a bedroom, but was more a corridor than anything with two doors on one side, a radiator on the other and clearly no space for a bed.
I said a bed would never fit and the ex got angry. He turned into a snake and chased us to bite us.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 9 days ago
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I was marrying Toby Rogers and then aliens showed up at our wedding, their army led by Ronald Reagan, and me and the other creepypastas had to fight off the aliens. Me and Toby got Reagan good, btw.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 9 days ago
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My dad bought me a silver Prius at a bar and a warlock at the bar wanted me to paint it linoleum green.
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