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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 hours ago
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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 hours ago
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Me and my mom were in Houston, Texas, but she kept pronouncing Houston like Gaston.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 hours ago
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Are any of you following the disappearance of Gabby Petito?
Her and her boyfriend were one of those van-life influencers (live in vans, travel the world in them, blog their travels, go on adventures basically, to simplify the style) and they were on a road trip and apparently got into an altercation (allegedly she had a mental health crisis) and she disappeared a week after.
He came back home alone and won't disclose anything about her, no one knows where she is, he doesn't want to cooperate with the police nor talk to her family, he got himself a fancy lawyer and is staying mum.
Because of his suspicious actions, there's been speculation that he left her somewhere (where she could've died of exposure), or harmed her or done something else to her, and most people who know her think he's hiding something. His behavior is ridiculously suspicious.
There are a lot of details to this story that could are explained in this Insider article so I'm linking it for everyone who wants to learn more.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 hours ago
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I was frantically looking for my work shoes because I was running was late, but I couldn’t find literally any of my shoes and I started crying in frustration and then I decided I didn’t need to deal with this and promptly woke up in bed.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 hours ago
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HATW DO YOU MEAN WHO IS DOLLY PARTON
@one-time-i-dreamt is like if dolly parton was a tumblr account
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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 hours ago
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I was running away from an assassin, since they were going to kill me. Basically running from rooftop to rooftop, very much parkour-style.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 hours ago
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Me and my mom were in Houston, Texas, but she kept pronouncing Houston like Gaston.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 4 hours ago
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There was a TV in the bathroom suddenly, but no bath anymore and my first thought was, "This would have been the ideal place to watch Friends! " even though I don't really like that show that much.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 10 hours ago
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Donald Trump was cooking eggs in my kitchen. He stared creepily at me, saying, "Mayonnaise," while caressing a jar.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 10 hours ago
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@one-time-i-dreamt is like if dolly parton was a tumblr account
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one-time-i-dreamt · 11 hours ago
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i feel entitled to financial compensation from the heart attacks alone
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one-time-i-dreamt · 11 hours ago
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a very real tweet from @one-time-i-dreamt/@dreampai. i love it.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 12 hours ago
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It doesn’t matter what dream I have but if at anytime I oversleep, even if it’s on purpose, I wake up and my first thoughts are, “I can’t get up. I’m naked and this room isn’t just mine. There are other people in here. ” Even though I live alone in Alaska.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 12 hours ago
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I was on the show Chopped and Gordon Ramsay was a judge. I had to make mashed potatoes, which sounded easy enough so I decided to procrastinate until the last 5 minutes. I had my potatoes done and just needed to put them on the presenting plate. As I was scooping the food, I had realized that I didn’t have any potatoes in the bowl or on the plate. Ramsay kicked me out and gave the trophy to the trashcan cause I was the only contestant.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 13 hours ago
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In the 22nd century, the word homeschooling was replaced with homosexualing. My mom ordered a teacher for me from an organ market and she told me, “Tomorrow you’ll be homosexualed,” and I was homosexualed for three years but Sauron only taught me Tic-Tac-Toe tricks.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 13 hours ago
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I found a body in the woods and reported it to the police, only to find the same man alive and well in those same woods later. I tell him, “They found your body!” and he laughs. “No they haven’t,” he says. Then he pats a big bag hanging from a tree. “It’s right in here!” 
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