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#ME W MY BEST FRIEND THIS ISNT EVEN FUNNY

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When I was a young man like you. Son, I held a woman too. Held her in my naked hands. When I was a young man. Now you know how it feels. Women are as slick as eels. Woman, quicker than the asp. Always slipping from your grasp

Take it from a man no longer young. If you want to hold a woman, son. Hang a chain around her throat. Made of many carat gold. Shackle her from wrist to wrist. With sterling silver bracelets. Fill her pockets full of stones. Precious ones, diamonds. Bind her with a golden band. Take it from an old man

nytw hadestown appreciation  →  Chant II

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Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

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hi gay firefighter people. i don’t even go here but y’all have some good autism shit on ao3 which i appreciate. congrats on your canon bi dude i think

#don’t mind me #it’s three am i’ve made some. bad decisions #911 abc

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may i share with you the best video on the internet

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good afternoon fellow faildaughters

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this poor boy. unironically knowing the context this is such a sad collection of music oh my god

not my little brother having girl in red on his breakup playlist

#FEELINGS ARE FATAL BY MXMTOON??? #some of these i didn’t even know but after listening they’re. so emo #track shoes by rence is. they’re both cross country kids :( #don’t mind me

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not my little brother having girl in red on his breakup playlist

#I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM #his situationship ended bc he asked her if he could be his boyfriend which is HELLA SWEET #but the whole thing with them is that she’s either hella busy or not ready so she said no :( #and he’s been fucking MOPING for a MONTH #for real i can’t deal with it much longer he’s been such a bitch #don’t mind me

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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

#can confirm

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POTS affirmations i can drink seawater i want to drink seawater the seawater will fortify me and make me strong they want to keep this knowledge from me because they dont understand my salt consumption capacity big municipal water is keeping you down rise my salt warriors take to the seas

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this seems self-centered you know “stereotypical American bs” but I’m curious

#california nevada utah oregon #massachusetts louisiana pennsylvania new hampshire #delaware #rhode island #i think that’s it