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some trick.

dialogue prompts from some trick: thirteen stories by helen dewitt.

true wisdom is knowing you don't know.

courage is not being fearless. it's facing your fear.

i know what i want, but i don't know its name.

i don't do this anymore.

i had no idea you were in town.

people think it would be easy to walk away.

you are quite hard to pin down.

my lips are sealed. you know what i think.

the family is a barbarous institution.

it's time for me to take up knitting.

my imaginary friends were all robots.

we're socialized to mug for the camera.

at 3 am, the circumstances seemed to extenuate.

i've never wanted to go to france. i just want to watch french films.

a roommate is an economical substitute for a therapist.

i want a crap-free deal.

it's a wonderful town.

i'm throwing my life away to keep a roof over my shoe collection.

i have an aversion to the wedding march.

we are creatures of a day.

i'm not comfortable mixing business with friendship.

i really don't understand people.

maybe the secret to success is not caring.

it's nice to not have to be cheery and down-to-earth and sensible.

that's a lot more sincerity than i know what to do with.

i'm a very good man, but a very bad wizard.

i was shipwrecked. did i ever tell you that story?

and they say there's no such thing as platonic love.

german never sounds the way it looks.

face to face, some things are impossible to say.

you must allow me to apologize.

i have enough problems without constipating my brain with this crap.

it's not about being a human being. it's about putting on a performance.

i wouldn't normally hit someone your age.

as it says in the song, you don't count your money when you're sitting at the table.

you can't always get what you want.

i thought we were all professionals.

eat your heart out, paul mccartney.

i didn't think it would take so long to get back.

are you ever not philosophical?

they say the camera never lies.

i wonder if the mirror only tells us how we see ourselves.

it's better to bow to the inevitable.

rich people don't care what happens to you.

#Meme

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Questioning Sentences, Vol. 17

(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Do you crave attention? Any kind of attention?"

"If it's revenge you wanted, why not just kill me?"

"Are you ashamed of me?"

"Why the hell didn't you come to me?"

"Can I have a cup of coffee, please?"

"If I said no, would you really believe me?"

"So, when you say ship, you mean... Spaceship?"

"Have you ever experienced absolute loss?"

"So, who got killed today?"

"Are you sure you want her back? Because I think you can do better."

"Don't you read?"

"Do you want to know a secret?"

"Are you talking about business or pleasure?"

"Catch any bad guys today?"

"Do you know how crazy that sounds?"

"Who was murdered, and was it gruesome?"

"You shot one guy and you stabbed another - what the hell are you going to think of next?"

"What are you doing here?"

"We're still up for dinner tomorrow night, right?"

"How do you know you didn't miss something important?"

"Do you always have to have the last word?"

"What are you? A mercenary? A gun for hire?"

"How do you know when you're in love?"

"Do you know how many strings I had to pull for this?"

"What did you expect? An apology? A hidden heart of gold?"

"Are you embarrassed about being seen with me?"

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

"How are you coping?"

"Must you always have to make a comment?"

"Are you trying to get me killed?"

"Is this going to happen every damn time?"

"If you killed someone, you'd tell me, right?"

"What are you saying? That I'm taking you for granted?"

"Did you know you have gorgeous eyes?"

"Would you say you struggle with anger?"

"Don't you ever get tired of winning?"

"Do you see why I told you it would be best to forget me?"

"Is this some kind of weird come on?"

"Why does everything I do have to make sense? Why can't I just do what I want every once in a while?"

"You always think you're right, don't you?"

"Why is it so easy to make men like me?"

"Since when did you hate to interfere?"

"Well, can I come in?"

#Meme

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Mr. Roger Harrington + traumatized and underpaid protecting his ducklings

#Things

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If they had a kid meme

#Meme

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prompts for muses who are Little Shits™

for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!

FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞

actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞

actions. [ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock [ CHASE ] — sender chases receiver around in frustration [ RUN ] — sender runs from receiver to avoid being pranked/scared [ NUDGE ] — sender briskly nudges receiver in response to a snarky comment [ IGNORE ] — sender pretends to ignore receiver [ PULL ] — sender is dragged into pulling a prank with the sender [ CLEAN ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's mess [ WIPE ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's injuries after pulling a stunt that doesn't end well [ LEAVE ] — sender storms off in frustration after being messed with by receiver [ REVENGE ] — sender pulls a revenge prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

#Meme

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set the scene setting prompts (but a little more specific) from yours truly.

001, a convenience store past midnight.

002, a hospital waiting room at 3 in the morning.

003, a photoshoot outdoors in the middle of winter.

004, an indoor filming set of a detective's office.

005, a new house/apartment filled with unopened cardboard boxes.

006, a swing set in an empty playground at night.

007, on stage in an empty theatre.

008, inside an old abandoned house.

009, an empty cemetery at night.

010, the arrival hall at an airport.

011, the last train compartment that's not full.

012, the roulette table in a casino.

013, on the deck of a cruise ship.

014, a kitchen during a black out, surrounded by candles.

015, a treehouse in the middle of the woods.

016, on the dance floor during a wedding.

017, behind the chapel before the wedding ceremony starts.

018, backstage during the middle of a concert.

019, a crowded club during a bachelorette party.

020, standing in front of a painting at a museum.

021, a small, intimate family barbecue.

022, a gazebo while it's raining.

023, the back of an empty bus.

024, a hotel room with only one bed.

025, an empty balcony while a party goes on inside.

026, a bar just after closing.

027, an empty sports stadium.

028, lakeside while the sun is setting.

030, an empty stretch of road beside a broken down car.

031, in front of a suspicious pool of blood in an empty parking lot.

032, in the crowd of spectators during an underground fight.

033, a plane during a bout of turbulence.

034, on kiss cam at a sports game.

035, at a table during a charity gala.

036, a masquerade ball.

037, a halloween party in a suburban house.

038, the beach in the late afternoon.

039, a dressing room after a big performance.

040, exploring the depths of a mysterious cave.

#Meme

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Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021), dir. Jon Watts

#Things #PeterFace

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For Helmut: you're gonna die a bottom, how embarrassing. (Hi lol)

stupid shit said in discord servers part three meme.

The baron stiffened for a moment, trying not to be annoyed. But he was, just a little bit. Continuing to stir his tea he squints at her for a moment then says "Your generation has holes in their brains from all the radiation your mothers drank while you were forming in the womb. You will probably kill us all if the sun or The Avengers does not, first. How embarrassing." Helmut grinned and lifted his teacup up, taking a sip.

#Asks #Helmut #HelmutAsks #CatalinaPara #XKindaXOuttaXLuckX #Heeeey~ XD

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𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐛𝐲 .. 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐢 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫

a collection of dialogue quotes from a game of thrones (tv). mature elements. change pronouns/tenses as needed.

“Everyone who isn’t us is an enemy.”

“Power is power.”

"Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs.”

“Love no one but your children; on that front, a mother has no choice.”

“The more people you love, the weaker you are.”

“You never love anything in the world the way you love your first child.”

“Look at me, look at my face. It’s the last thing you’ll see before you die!”

“I choose violence.”

“No one walks away from me.”

“I thought if I could make something so good, so pure, maybe that means that I’m not a monster.”

"Nobody cares what your father once said."

“Every breath you draw in my presence annoys me.”

“The things we love destroy us every time.”

"Love is poison. A sweet poison, but it will kill you all the same."

"I should wear the armor, and you the gown."

“People will whisper. They'll make their jokes. let them; they're so small, I can't even see them."

"The gods have no mercy, that's why they're gods."

“So we fight and die, or we submit and die. I know my choice.”

"The only way to keep your people loyal is to make certain they fear you more than they do the enemy.”

"If I wanted to kill you, do you think I'd let a wooden door stop me?"

#Meme

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You preoccupy my horizon.

Sylvia Plath, from an unpublished version of ‘The Rival’

#Quote #FlashStuff #FlashAndPeter

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Sup Dork, @buchananbarnes1991, agree or not. ppfft

Harry when he snorts too much Goblin juice.

Flash and Harry self-medicate after interacting with their fathers...

Spidey-Gang having an actual sleep over.

Peter dealing with Harry and Flash being absolute fucking gremlins.

Flash, Harry, Peter, and Ned hanging out.

Flash with Betty and Ned.

Flash with Peter and Ned.

Flash with Peter and Harry.

Flash with Peter and MJ.

#PeterStuff #HarryStuff #FlashStuff

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#Music #FlashStuff #Spotify

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Tony and the cast of Spider-Man Homecoming— bonus photo including Stan Lee!

The vest was a LOOK

#FlashFace

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With a sliver of blood dripping from a scratch on his face, Eugene stared blankly for a moment, the 'red tear' falling, tracing out and defining his jawline a moment later before dripping off his chin. Swallowing, he was running the words Spider-Man said in his head repeatedly. Then, he closed his eyes and laughed a little bit as he spotted Bucky heading right toward him. Putting a smile before shifting back a little bit, bringing his hands to his chest in a silly little gesture "Yoooo, did you see that? I think we all did great, we are a pretty good team!" Eugene crowed in excitement before being pulled into the hug.

Dropping his arms down he closed his eyes as the other spoke about thinking he lost him "Huh? Why? I'm totally good, you know? I only got a few scratches, but whatever…" He needed his phone back. Pulling away then he turned his head, lifting his arm "That might need a couple stitches. But yeah, I'm great! Can I have my phone back?" Holding out his hand, he beamed, expectantly. Before, a paramedic came over and soon was convincing him to get patched up by them and get that arm looked at, too. Sighing, he went along with it letting them do whatever as he stood waiting on Bucky to hand over his phone "Now, dude. It's mine."

Bucky's eyes widened when Flash was grabbed by something. "I had him but uh.. thanks I guess!" He shouts loud enough for the web slinger to hear him. Knowing that even though Peter and Eugene did bump heads that at the very least he would make sure that Eugene exited the building safely.

He didn't waste time clearing the upper levels. Helping clear paths for the fire department. Soon enough the on fire collapsing building was cleared of all civilians. Bucky slide down a still mostly attached fire escape and walked across the street. He knew he wouldn't see the web slinger as the young man never hung around long after things were wrapping up. Though he wanted to make sure Eugene was alright.

It wasn't hard to spot him. The young man was the only one ignoring the crying and wounded. He seemed a little detached. Maybe he saw one of the few that were reported deceased during the accident. Barnes didn't know, but he did pull Eugene into a hug. "Thought I lost you there for a moment." Half murmuring as he could tell that his friend was a little banged up. But nothing seemed fatal.

#Para #Flash #FlashPara #RBuckyPara #BuchananBarnes1991

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"NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue for expressing frustration, adjust as necessary

this is what happens when you don't listen to me.

i told you the truth, and you ignored me.

no one ever listens to what i have to say.

i could be a valuable asset, you know. i could help. but no one ever wants my help.

no one ever seems to take me seriously.

it turns out some of my ideas are good after all!

i'll tell you the truth, but it's going to cost you.

will somebody please just listen to me?

i feel like i'm talking to a wall.

you're not listening to me, are you?

would you just stop for a second and listen?

i'm telling you everything i know.

you're the first person who ever took me seriously.

thank you for actually listening to me.

i'm not used to people actually caring about what i have to say.

i don't know anything beyond that.

you could have asked me, and i would have told you the truth.

they wouldn't hear me out, but maybe you will.

no one understands me. no one ever tries to understand me.

they think i'm lying, but i'm not.

if you would just listen to me for a second, we could fix this.

i was right, wasn't i?

and you thought i was making shit up. who's the fool now?

i don't want to say "i told you so" but... i told you so.

this could have all been prevented if you'd just listen to me.

they won't answer my calls.

i can't get through to anyone.

they told me they have it under control.

they're going to regret not listening to what i have to say.

would you just let me explain to you what's going on?

i have all the answers you need.

i'm actually an expert at this, believe it or not.

why don't you just ask me how to do it?

i know how to do it.

they didn't believe a word i said.

you'll hear me out, right?

give me a chance to explain everything.

i can't help you if you won't listen.

you're going to regret not hearing me out.

i have a lot of things i need to say.

listen to me for two seconds.

i had all the answers right here the whole time.

you wasted a lot of time not listening to me.

do you want my advice?

you're the one who refused to listen to me. i was trying to help.

i thought you said you could handle this all by yourself?

i know more than you do.

if you want to survive this, heed my warning.

i've done this before. i know how to do it.

you'll thank me later.

what's it going to take for you to listen to me?

i know what i'm doing! back off!

this is the thanks i get?

#Meme

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John smirked a bit as he made his way over to the controls, gesturing as he did. Pointing at the spot, he wanted Helmut to stand. Once he was in the control area, he waited till Helmut was in position. Clicking a few buttons as he did and typing in some of the instructions for what he wanted to 'train' Helmut with.

Turning as the other gestured and walked over to the spot "You do enjoy the more primitive version of those simulators, yes?" Gesturing now, he pointed vaguely toward the watch. He knew it was because during exercise it applied a lot more risk. This is why Helmut was always leaving the sessions with injuries and exhaustion.

"You must be smart, or somethin'." John taunted under his breath as he was finishing up what he was doing "It's better for you than that-" Waving a hand dismissively "Watch stuff." Smirking a bit, he moved to press the start button "And you don't deserve protection. You're property now." John tutted, shifting a finger before bringing it down on the start button.

Nearly half the day later the door to the room opened up, John walked out greeting Yelena and GHOST with their prisoners and striking up a conversation with the two. Helmut came out of the room in the next moment, a few new bruises and marks on his face, but otherwise held himself as if he were unbothered. Just cleared his throat and stood confidently to one side.

Helmut shifted a little and turned his head after some time, spotting James with Trish for a moment, and then looked away again, a thoughtful look on his face. Fidgeting every so often, he pulled his sleeves down and straightened out his clothing, not wanting to do much else at the moment.

Bucky woke up early the next morning, picked up breakfast on the drive out to the raft port. Entering the building once it came to the surface with the others. He ignored Walker, made small talk with Yelena. He tried to not think about the things that made him want to plan a prison break.

When he learned that he would have to pick one of the prisoners to work with, he had wanted to pick Helmut. But, it seems that the young man was already chosen. So, he decide on Trish Walker. He'd heard about her a few years ago. She was a little unhinged but knew how to fight, did P.I. work along side her sister down in Hells Kitchen. So it seemed like a reasonable choice.

Bucky had whispered to Trish that he didn't want to cause her harm. Hoping she was a decent actor still. After all she used to be a child star before her life went a little south. He only used the stimulation button once for a short moment so that she could get the feeling of it before he watched her without it. She seemed to be convincible enough.

#Para #Helmut #HelmutPara #RBuckyPara #BuchananBarnes1990

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#Music #FlashStuff #Youtube