馃ゲ I want a daddy like Kris.
So I don't have to whore myself (and my skillset) out for "funding". Just say you like to feel superior with your money and take whoever you like just because. Enough with the ducking personal statement and sh*t. My personality don't make any statement. I'm an ignorant fool, which is what you're attracting with that petty money of yours! Duck my life! Duck it!
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Yes he's significant but tat dick tho
there is little worse in this world than people being horny for your favourite character that you are not horny for. shut up about his dick i wanna talk about his narrative significance
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Hello daddy pin me down with that sexy hairy arms of yours 鈽猴笍鈽猴笍鈽猴笍
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Daddy daddy daddy where u at if not beside me
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I miss daddy Kris 馃様
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Omg I might be real sick. 馃ゴ This man old enough to be my grandpa. Minding his own business in the tube, hair not washed, wearing pair of grandpa specs, daily casual attire, and I think this is the most sexy I have seen of him....
Should I go for consultation... like for real. 馃 I feel criminal and am actually thinking some criminal sh*t. But daddy so hot 馃敟 馃サ forgive me daddy for I m naughty...
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Thank you for your service Sir! 馃
no other cbm man can serve as hard as Patrick Wilson did as Orm
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Soft hearted baby angel
Stephen gave Orm puppy eyes when they first met and Orm immediately fell for him, love that
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A man is most beautiful when he's weary bloody and teary
how is he pretty even when covered in seaweed and his own blood
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My useless ass colleague can you like f*** off??? Slowing the process of whole team down. What an irresponsible ahole! And feeling so good about yourself doing it. If I have been diagnosed with violence tendency I will slap the shit outta him just you watch
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Everybody thinks they know me. Well good luck fellas even I don't know myself enough to talk about myself.
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My heart 馃ズ馃ズ馃ズ
Imagine Orm putting his time and clever mind towards starting a little family with you.
-Orm is clever. He can turn almost anything from diaper changes to trying new foods into some sort of game that has your kidlet(s) giggling in delight.
-He isn't satisfied with enrolling your kid in swimming lessons at the local rec center. His child will learn to swim the Atlantean way almost as soon as they learn to crawl. It worries you to no end that first time Orm takes the kidlets out to swim but Orm is confident and capable. He's the best swimming teacher possible.
-Orm doesn't know what to do with the babies cries at first. He defers to your patient guidance, not having had much of an education when it comes to gently rearing a new little life. He remembers his father the most and Orvax did not take to tears well. Orm wants to be better and watching you he is quick to learn there is a better way. Before long he is a master at calming the child down.
-Thinks raw fish is an acceptable baby food alongside applesauce and mashed peas. You have to rein him in a bit.
-Baby bath time with Orm is just the cutest thing. Trying to find bath toys that are made of recyclable materials to satisfy Orm might be tricky but once you acquire them bath time is one thing Orm always insists he handles. He likes introducing his little prince or princess to water, telling them Atlantean stories and playing miniature naval battles in the bath tub with said kidlets. The child has no idea what's going on but loves splashing dad with water because he doesn't mind in the least getting wet.
-Putting the child to sleep is the first time you've ever heard Orm sing. You didn't even know he could but damn... That man can sing! And the kid is quick to fall asleep to daddies lullabies.
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