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She doesn't even now it has only just benun >:3

the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER Fanfic is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress 😘

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Cute hedgehogs to brighten up your day! :DD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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I'm am never getting over the fact that Mario, because of the Geneva Convention, is a war criminal

#He has commited at least 5 known war crimes #and we say Bowser is the villian

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Thinking about the one time i played Alice in my middle school play and during a practice, the caterpillar was asking his questions and all that good stuff and it was like the sixth time we had went over it and i was so tired and so i just went "bitch i'm having an identity crisis"

#i never lived it down #my teacher was so mad at me #who are you??? #what do you expect me to know sir?? #im a bitch who can't count to three #thats who

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she...she named her child abcde...

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

#it's pronounced #abcity #why #why would you do this to a child #roll call time is gonna be a hell of a ride

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Have you ever just sat down and wondered if the spam porn bot it tired of being the spam porn bot...maybe they want to be a meme spam bot or a singer? who am i to label this bot? who am i to tell it what it should be?

#it is weird how much i think about this #they just want to be happy #and yet society won't let them

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y'all ever just want to revert back to your ape form and go crazy?

#i had an epiphany #i'm going to just #go back to a simpler time #where no higher thinking was required

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Since lack of sunlight causes seasonal depression, humans could be considered to be solar powered

#if i stop laughing #i'm going to start crying

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✨✨strobe mountain baby✨✨

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Jokes on you, I have all year round depression ( •_•)>⌐■-■  (⌐■_■)

Since lack of sunlight causes seasonal depression, humans could be considered to be solar powered

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What do they think the “B” stands for??? Buckingham Palace??

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

#support the bisexuals!! #to all the bi people out there #you are a blessing to us all #never forget that #i would fight someone for you all

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What a ✨q u e e n✨ glow up time all the time👏👏👏

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Im gonna steal one >:3

Please enjoy these chunky seals

Thank you!

#baby seal #i love youuuuu

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I wanna fucking smooch whoever came up with thin mints because they are my savior and the only reason I’m gonna be able to get through this assessment without answering with puns like last time

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There a thing I like to call “the d&a paradox” where my crushing need to be perfect leads me to be the most rundown, laziest bitch around and almost certainly close to being disowned.

#I'm sure mostly everyone feels this #so i gave it a name #tada

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Take some time to enjoy the peaceful fire...turn on some soft music...close your eyes...and let your mind wander

This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

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God bless thin mints and the little happy meals that supply them

#they are my only source of serotonin #i ordered like 20+ boxes