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I want to die and be reincarnated as a cute girl with cool power, so I could be really efficient at being gay

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You attack me with sword, it does damage but there's no effect.

You attack me with magic, it does damage but there's no effect.

You don't realize all my stats are in my HP so I have no weak points based on the type of damage

#rpg

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Screw nuclear explosion, I'm going to create unclear explosions. Something will blow up. I just dont know where and when

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*checking your vibes by directly impaling your brain in search for vibes particles*

#pikmin #vibe check

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🎶 The Bard Pikmin 🎶

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He would go for Grimace himself

Here’s a shitpost due to me and my friends watching a bunch of those Grimace shake videos

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oh yea i also drew louis. louigi . louie :)

#Louie canonically have a mentality of a bug

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You rule a tiny kingdom and all of your citizens are monsters. You gave them a place they can belong, and they’ll defend it to their dying breaths.

#pikmin

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Reddit is failing, twitter is failing. Luckily tumblr was always at the rock bottom so it can't go any lower

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Me when I straighten my back and my FoV shifts to unfamiliar angles

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If you're a minor you can only commit minor crimes. It will prepare you for the big leagues once you grow up

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My dad was talking about the Ship of Theseus and I responded to him with "Subway sandwich meme". He looked at me in a such way that I'm pretty certain I dealt his psychic damage

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Sorry dude, I know you're busy being doomed by the narrative but we haven't hanged out in couple month. Yeah I know your girlfriend is constantly stopping them from doing the things to you but do you want to go bowling this weekend?

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With entire internet going to hell, this original hell doesn't look as bad

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My body count is about six. I can swap between them at will

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You aren't a real talking dog until you busted at least one rich old white guy in court

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*plays original angry birds without caring for 3 stars*