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[oneshoulderangel]

Palomides: I don’t want to see any of you right now

(Points at Tristan)

Palomides:Especially you.

Tristan: what’s wrong with me?

Dinadan: Believe me, We’ve been wondering the same thing.

#sir dinadan #dinadan #tristan #sir tristram #sir tristan #sir tristam #arthuriana #shoulderangelcomics #incorrect arthurian quotes

[oneshoulderangel]

Pellinore: You’re like the son I never had.

Palomides: You have four sons.

Pellinore: oh right…

#shoulderangelcomics #arthuriana #incorrect arthurian quotes #king pellinore #Pellinore #sir palomides #the brain decided to flesh out pellinore and palomides’a relationship #Palomides

[oneshoulderangel]

Arthur: How did this happen??

Knight: well it’s all started with sir Gawain-

Arthur: That explains it.

#shoulderangelcomics #arthuriana #incorrect arthurian quotes #king arthur #sir gawain

[oneshoulderangel]

Guinevere is trying to flirt…but Arthur is not having it.

Does anyone else remember this line from the Roger and Hammerstein Cinderella movie staring Brandy? Cause I do.

#shoulderangelcomics #arthuriana #king arthur #incorrect arthurian quotes #arthur and guinevere #guinevere #queen guinevere

[oneshoulderangel]

Kay for Vulgate if u want=)

Lancelot Part I: 20. King Arthur, Receiving Banin at Court, Regrets Not Having Come to the Aid of King Ban.

Send me a character and I'll reply with a Vulgate passage!

#the only correct way to get your sibling to stop brooding #i love this #kay you absolute jerk (affectionate) #sir Kay #king arthur #kay is Arthur’s big brother first and a professional second

[oneshoulderangel]

Arthur: look man, can you not actively pick fights with random people?

Pellinore: If someone has a problem with it, they can come over here and make me stop.

Arthur here trying to get a grown man to stop picking fights like some troubled school boy…Arthur himself being trouble school boy.

#shoulderangelcomics #arthurian literature #arthurian mythology #arthuriana #king arthur #incorrect arthurian quotes #arthurian legend #sir pellinore #pellinore is too old to be doing this crap #i feel like Arthur’s entire reign as king can be summed up by either being too young or too old to be dealing with everyone’s crap

[oneshoulderangel]

Did Arthur just suplex Pellinore?

Also Pellinore being afraid cause this knight just lifted him, a full grown man in armor who is “passing heavy” makes me so happy. I love it when the book acknowledges Arthur is terrifying.

#shoulderangelcomics #arthurian legend #arthurian literature #arthuriana #king arthur #sir pellinore #you can’t tell me Arthur and Kay never wrestled #kay cheats by making himself bigger

[oneshoulderangel]

Griflet: make me a knight my lord.

Arthur: you’re too young to be a knight.

Griflet: We’re the same age!

Arthur: Both those things can be true at the same time.

Reminder that Arthur wasn’t even old enough to be a knight by the time he’d already fought in at least 2 wars.

#shoulderangelcomics #arthurian legend #arthurian literature #arthuriana #king arthur #sir Griflet #seriously #he’s just a baby

[oneshoulderangel]

Kay: that mother-

Arthur: no langauge in front of the Lancelot.

Kay: He’s not a child.

Arthur: Debatable.

#shoulderangelcomics #arthuriana #King Arthur #lancelot #sir Kay #incorrect arthurian quotes

[oneshoulderangel]

This came to me in flash of lightning. Tristan is simply the worst and Dinadan lives for it.

If it’s been done before, credit where it’s due. I finally understand this inexplicable duo.

#sir dinadan #sir tristam #sir tristan #shoulderangelcomics #arthurian legend #brangaine #arthuriana #it’s all coming together #i finally understand why anyone would tolerate this Tristan’s existence

[oneshoulderangel]

Kay: You and Lynette are cute. I’ll put you in a boat.

Gareth: You’ll put us in a what?

#shoulderangelcomics #arthurian legend #arthuriana #incorrect arthurian quotes #sir kay #sir gareth #source: brooklyn nine nine

[oneshoulderangel]

Galahad: Lions do not concern themselves with the opinion of sheep.

Galahad: Just take that little voice inside you that tells you to be tactful and understanding…and stab it, stab it straight through the god damn chest.

Mordred:…

Mordred: What did Guinevere say to you?

Galahad: Nothing worth repeating.

Mordred: and What did you say to her?

Galahad: Oh, now that is definitely worth repeating.

#shoulderangelcomics #arthuriana #galahad #sir galahad #incorrect arthurian quotes #galahadthegrumpy #galahad is so done #source: sword art online abridged

[oneshoulderangel]

How the Cornwall Gang Celebrates Valentine’s Day

Tristan: Goes all out. Bouquet of a dozen roses, chocolates, fancy dinner at an expensive restaurant. He and his date will both be turning heads in their best dress. He’s ready to sweep them off their feet and into the nearest hotel room.

Isolde: Forgot it was Valentine’s Day until someone reminded her. Still expects a box of chocolate and a nice dinner. She makes sure to go all out getting ready for the evening. She’ll make it a night to remember so hopefully next year it won’t sneak up on her.

Palomides: Spent a whole lot of time trying to find the perfect gift. Eventually he finds something but is still super nervous his date won’t like it. Cooks a nice quiet candle lit dinner at home and presents his lover with single red rose at the door.

Brangaine: Made a little basket full of goodies like homemade sweets, heart shaped confetti, Knick knacks and a cute little stuffed animal.

Dinadan: Remembers it’s Valentine’s Day, still doesn’t do anything except send some funny memes to his friends. He expects to have a quiet evening alone enjoying his own company and treating himself. He does end up with a nice box of his favorite chocolate and a big stuffed animal from Palomides and Brangaine thanking him for being their friend.

#shoulderangelcomics #writing drabbles #Cornwall gang

[oneshoulderangel]

Bors: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Galahad?

Galahad: Not really.

Percival: I do!

Bors: I know, Percival.

Percival: I’m sad.

Bors: I know, Percival.

#shoulderangelcomics #arthuriana #incorrect arthurian quotes #sir galahad #galahad #sir bors #sir percival

[oneshoulderangel]

I was rereading the beginning section of le Morte d’ Arthur and it’s once again strikes me how terrifying this must be for a fifteen year old. He basically has an armed guard surrounding him day and night, probably cause lots of people want him dead. Like this poor kid just wanted to make sure his big brother had a sword for the tournament and now he’s under constant watch and being forced to perform a miracle every couple of weeks in front of what is probably hundreds of people.

#This poor baby boy #shoulderangelcomics #arthurian legend #arthurian literature #arthurian mythology #arthuriana #king arthur #le morte d'arthur

[oneshoulderangel]

What would the Cornwall gang order at a coffee shop.

Tristan: He would be that douche bag that would be overly specific with his order down to which ingredients go in and the way you mix it. He’d also get irrationally upset every time the barista gets his name wrong. He’s sure they’re doing it on purpose. (They kinda are.)

Isolde: Would either get an ungodly amount of espresso or just straight black coffee. It’s not about the taste but how much caffeine she can get into her system. She probably pours 5 hour energies into her cup on the regular, much to the horror of Palomides and Brangaine.

Dinadan: Probably a ridiculously sugary Frappuccino with extra whip cream paired with a equally sugary pastry. He’ll also give the barista an obviously fake name just because.

Palomides: Would get hot chocolate. He likes how whimsical it feels. He prefers it darker than it’s usually made at most shops, but he stills enjoys it.

Brangaine: Would get Black tea with cream and sugar. She’ll also have a blueberry muffin that she will have to guard from everyone else at the table. Even though she specifically asked them if they wanted one and they said no!

#shoulderangelcomics #writing experiment #writing exercise #Cornwall gang

[oneshoulderangel]

Cornwall Gang’s responses to “would you still love me if I were a worm?”

Tristan: Says yes, but he is just placating you cause it’s a stupid question and he knows what he has to say to avoid a fight. He’s not that great a partner when he’s not under the influence of magic, obviously he wouldn’t love you if you were a worm.

Isolde: Asks for specifics. Are you both worms? How long have you been a worm? Did you wake up as a worm suddenly or have you always been a worm? Are you the same person as a worm? Either way, the answers is no. However, she does think it be interesting to study a worm with human intelligence, so maybe she’ll keep you around for that.

Palomides: answers yes and means it with his whole soul. Yes, he would love you if you were a worm. He would love you if you were any manner of insect! He would even love you if you were a blade of grass.

Dinadan: Ha, no. Bold of you to assumes he loves you now. But you can be his pet. He thinks you’d make a great pet worm. That’s gotta count for something right?

Brangaine: Yes, she would. And she’d spend her whole life trying to figure out how to become a worm so that you and her could be worms together.

#writing exercise #writing practice #Cornwall gang #shoulderangelcomics