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#full offense who on earth would think bringing a BABY to a BAR was a good idea#if you cant get a sitter then find a date that is safe and friendly for babies#and if you werent prepared for those kind of sacrifices.... well you should have thought about it earlier 馃拃#well i know there could be circumstances where the baby wasn't planned and termination/adoption wasnt available#so i guess thats a callous judgement overall#but still.#dont bring babies to bars
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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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he sounded like that wasn't the first time he needed to do that
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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it鈥檚 two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate鈥檚 kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy鈥檚 sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren鈥檛 actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
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muppet profiles
the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3
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