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if you ever feel stupid, i want you to remember the time that tumblr user onlyfangz couldnt figure out why his house plants were dying in his windowless bathroom, and then move on knowing for every stupid thing you say or do, there's always stupider.

#charlie.txt

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the current song stuck in your head .. go !

#pink in the night by mitski #reblog bait

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Classic sea shanties like:

"I fucking hate this ship and I cannot wait to get off."

"I got off the ship on the dock but I know I'm going to get back on the ship when my leave is up. Fuck."

"Storm."

"Big storm."

"Is it just me or does this ship have like. Really clean lines. Like damn. Okay. Not saying I'm feeling attracted to the ship, per se, but. Damn."

"Sometimes you see weird shit that you cannot explain and you just kinda have to shrug and go. Welp."

#humour

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#humour

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#humour

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

#humour #laugh rule

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#dogs

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#i have no idea whats going on but it looks bad

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😱 thanks for the tag!!

Mix:

The Wedding List - Kate Bush

RN - Joey Valence & Brae

Real Men - Mistki

Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In! - Will Wood & the Tapeworms

This Charming Man - The Smiths

Rule #1 - Magic - Fish in a Birdcage

Persephone in the Garden - Aidoneus

Halfway Home - TV On The Radio

Cold, Cold, Cold - The Family Crest

Spit. - WARGASM (UK)

tagging: @rowansnaps @kaldurcalm @dulcesia @accursedthing @colourmeastonished @blairdiggory and anybody else that wants to join in :]

10 Songs, 10 Mutuals

Thanks to the lovely @pursuitseternal and @nyx-knox for tagging me! Prepare for the chaos mix -

Wildflowers - Tom Petty

Hallows Eve - Ella Cordova

Rock On - Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem

Could Have Been Me - The Struts

Jiggle Jiggle - Duke & Jones & Louis Theroux

Song-A-Long - The Cast of Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

Oh Lord - Foxy Shazam

I've No More Fucks To Give - Thomas Benjamin Wild, Esq.

Downtown - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis (Ft. Eric Nally, etc.)

The Most Fashionable Faction - The Stupendium

Tagging - if you want to play along (apologies for any dupes!):

@thisisagift-youknow, @pinkberrytea, @onlyfangz, @voloslobotomyservice, @orangekittyenergy, @sorceresssundries, @bloodlessdarling, @secret-smut-sideblog, @monowritestoomuch, @charmandabear

#tag game #could have been me is such a vibe

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ok im really curious do you guys have books you consider your "white whale"? as in books you keep telling yourself oh yeah i really want to read that, but you keep not reading it?

#SO MANY #mexican gothic #the history of sex #the rest of the odyssey #anne listers diaries #the rest of the heroes of olympus series #AGH #reblog bait

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#laugh rule #humour #FUCK #im dying

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#humour #laugh rule

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#humour #laugh rule

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Some discarded ideas for the DE poster project

#disco elysium #art #i especially love the last one

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keep giving cis women in my art bumps in their throats bc i keep forgetting most cis women dont have them.

#charlie.txt #sometimes i forget that cisgender bodies exist. #and its beautiful.

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Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

#mixology #dionysud jnr #quizzes