frostiron is where it’s at
Me shipping Tony Stark with anyone but Steve Rogers
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“hi i have a hot toe, Trixie Mattel” -Trixie Mattel
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Ah yes the old switcharoonie
The classic cock and kill
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PLEASE JUST DO IT
it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
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Anaconda walked so that Wap could run
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Can Hollywood please stop making high school movies with cast members who are like 20?
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I just got rick rolled by an ad on a pink guy video.
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I’m in so much pain my stomach feels like it’s punching itself. I just wanna carve out all my intestines and cut them up with a spork and put them back in my body, maybe then I would feel better.
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I got tagged by @sadcowboy6969
Nickname: Sloanie
Zodiac sign: Taurus
Height: 5‘3“-ish
Last thing I googled: Tyson Ritter
Song stuck in my head: Chico and the man- José Feliciano & Sick shit- together Pangea
Number of followers: 8 💀
Average amount of sleep: 4-7
Lucky number: 9, 17
Dream job: Lawyer
Currently wearing: polka dot pjs
Favorite song: Chico and the man -José Feliciano (at the moment)
Favorite instrument: piano, harp, bass guitar
Favorite animal noises: cats purring
Random: I’m a singer.
I’m tagging: @bloody-kissez @bastard-child-bones @scottiewider @i-want-your-wallet
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