Stop trying to be funny. You're failing.
Shadow
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Black Narcissus: You broke my mirror!
Rouge: Be grateful you don't have to look at yourself anymore.
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Did he just spit on my island?!
Knuckles
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Hmm... I'm taking a few liberties with the "facts" in my comic book... it's not really historically accurate!
Tails
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Lying's okay if it's done on television.
Tails
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Dr. Eggman: I'll have you know the Egg Beam Cannonball is engineered to hit the bulls-eye every time.
Decoe: But Sonic is a hedgehog, not a bull.
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So then one day it hits him--*bang!*--I've got to start a *secret society,* right?
Knuckles
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Parents seek missing robot. Last seen leaving Robotnik's fortress, carrying a toothbrush, two pairs of extra underwear, and a highly unstable BLAMMO device that could easily implode the entire planet.
Tails
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What's a "Master"?
Tails
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Sonic: Hey, what was that?
[Several explosions can be seen and heard in the distance. Sergeant Doberman walks up to see the explosions in the distance. He then walks up to Sonic and Tails.]
Sgt. Doberman: Oh, it's the Missus. I assigned her to the artillery range for target practice.
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Front seat for evil GENIUSES only!
Dr. Eggman
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Cream: She does seem to have fire-powers after all...
Amy: Yeah? Well I have a hammer!
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Careful is for wimps!
Sonic
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I guess I’m tired. I’ll just grab a nap.
Sonic
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Amy: Typhoon Tornadoes?
Tails: It's our new team name.
Amy: You couldn't think of anything better than Typhoon Tornadoes? The whole "Tornado" thing is so cliche.
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Quark: And when I've taken over this miserable planet, I'll turn it into a shrine to me, Brandon Quark, P.H.D., D.D.S., C.E.G.!
Scratch: What's "C.E.G." stand for?
Quark: Crazy Evil Genius, natch.
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Knuckles: See Sonic? I TOLD you I knew my way around these tunnels!
Sonic: That's what you said when you led us down the LAST dead end...
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