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Ravenclaw: The other day in a radio's programme I've heard of this couple who is frightening their neighbours.

Slytherin: That could be us!

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Ravenclaw: I just need some space.

Slytherin: What do you mean? You are not a claustrophobic astronaut!

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Gryffindor: I'm not a relic to be exhumed and studyed.

Ravenclaw: Perhaps you'll be one in a thousand years.

Gryffindor: And what will they discover?

Ravenclaw: That you've got a thick skull but a big heart.

Gryffindor: A himbo, just what I was going for.

#s: agatha christie and the curse of ishtar #I translated the quote so I'm not sure the last two line are the right translation #In Italian they were #Che hai la testa dura ma un cuore proporzionato #Stupido ma bello proprio quello a cui puntavo #hogwarts houses #harry potter #incorrect hogwarts quotes #gryffindor #ravenclaw #gryffindor x ravenclaw #ravenclaw x gryffindor #gryffinclaw #ravendor

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Hufflepuff: So why did you get into the association?

Ravenclaw: I was interested in marine biology and the protection of the environment.

Slytherin: *whispering* And the head chief of the group is blond and has strong arms.

Ravenclaw: *coughing* True *coughing*

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Ravenclaw: Oh, this is a Garpelli movie!

Gryffindor: What?

Ravenclaw: A neorealist Garpelli movie. It hasn't been screened for many years

Gryffindor: and there's a reason!

Ravenclaw: Oh we can't miss this opportunity, please!

Gryffindor: Nah, but...Slytherin say something!

Slytherin: it's a Garpelli movie, Gryffindor!

Gryffindor: Come on! Hufflepuff?

Hufflepuff: I already bought popcorn

#s: tre uomini e una gamba #harry potter #hogwarts houses #incorrect hogwarts quotes #gryffindor #hufflepuff #ravenclaw #slytherin #gryffindor x ravenclaw #ravenclaw x gryffindor #gryffinclaw #ravendor

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Hufflepuff: Look up and you'll see your dreams.

Ravenclaw: I can only see the ceiling.

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Gryffindor: I remember the first time I voted: 1906.

Ravenclaws: But, mama, there was no woman suffrage in 1906.

Gryffindor: That didn't stopped me!

Ravenclaw: You are a real Gryffindor!

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Ravenclaw: About a year to find someone I like. Six months until we start going out. Two years to deepen the relationship and six months to prepare for the weeding. At this rate getting my Ph.D. will be easier than getting married.

#s: Peanut butter sandwiches #s: mine #harry potter #hogwarts houses #incorrect hogwarts quotes #ravenclaw

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Ravenclaw: It's hot nonbinary people summer!

Hufflepuff: That's why I've just got Snufkin's haircut.

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Gryffindor: I played the flute in middle school.

Ravenclaw: But you can't play Hamlet!

Gryffindor: ...

Ravenclaw: And I guess you also didn't study the play.

#because Guildenstern who couldn't play the flute but tried to play upon Hamlet #s: mine #harry potter #hogwarts houses #incorrect hogwarts quotes #gryffindor #ravenclaw #gryffindor x ravenclaw #ravenclaw x gryffindor #gryffinclaw #ravendor

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Slytherin: *talking about Ravenclaw and them* We're so cold, calculated and mysterious, we got the world in our hand.

*some therapy sessions later*

Ravenclaw and Slytherin: *crying* we're such an emotional mess!

Hufflepuff: True strength is the courage to admit weakness.

Ravenclaw and Slytherin: Thank you, Hufflepuff.

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Ravenclaw: Why did you chose Slytherin over me?

Gryffindor: Because when I come back home drunk, they support me. And I tell you more: they drinks more than me so than we can throw up together.

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Ravenclaw: Can I read your essay before you submit it?

Gryffindor: Sure!

Ravenclaw: *pointing at the page* there's just the drawing of a smiling face.

Gryffindor: That is because some smiles are worth more than thousands words.

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Ravenclaw: I love you.

Slytherin: So do I.

Ravenclaw: But at least this time you could try to say "I love you, too".

Slytherin: You know that I can't.

Ravenclaw: What does that mean, Arthur Fonzarelli? This is not "Happy Days"!

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Slytherin: It's the season of sun, sand and sea. A holiday time for you and me. What it is?

Ravenclaw: Another clue, please?

Slytherin: It's that time of the year when at night before entering the kitchen or the bathroom you turn on  the light, you carefully look at the floor and only then you enter the room because you don't want to encounter a cockroach.

Ravenclaw: Oh this is easy, it must be summer!

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Gryffindor: Say hi to Ravenclaw, my SO.

Ravenclaw: Gryffindor, I'm your spouse not your sulphur monoxide!

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Ravenclaw: Could you believe they asked me to take part in a work meeting across town on a Saturday afternoon?

Slytherin: The audacity! 

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