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opilkumishalal · 2 years
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Hermione and Harry Teaching Ron how to boil an egg using stove
Hermione: So, you turn this button right here till you see the fire is on, and then the most important part, you got to wait until the water is boiling.
Ron: why do we have to wait until the water is boiling?
Hermione: because, we are going to Hard boiled them, okay? It made the egg hard
Ron: I know, but why would it make the egg hard? Cause the last time you teached me it made the pasta soft
Harry:
Hermione:
Harry: you know I think he got a point
Hermione: OH DEAR LORD!
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opilkumishalal · 2 years
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At this point, I am utterly convinced that the director, screen writer, or anyone inside the production crew is also a Dramione or Feltson shipper.
I meant to write caption that feels really romantic or emotional abt this one, but the video itself is already explaining a lot. It's already perfect that it doesn't need to be sugar coated or commented in any way.
One note, though, With all the other people dancing, perhaps this is how it will be if Draco asked Hermione to the Yule Ball.
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opilkumishalal · 2 years
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THE BEST MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE 2021 *shriek*
Be it Emma and Tom, or Hermione and Draco, whomever you see it, it is apparent that the emotions are real. The way he shot up from his seat, The excitement on his face, her rushing in to his embrace, him almost resting his face on the crook of her neck.
And let's talk about the hug itself. They clearly do not hug the way friends do, there is no sign of awkwardness, and she give him enough "time" to linger not shove him right away. Spot the difference when Emma hug Rupert on the scene where they both sit down. The hug was rather quick and the way they keep only part of their upper body touched speak for itself: that they were friend, nothing else is going on. You can say, on their position that is the most comfortable pose to hug, but if it was me, and I was so overwhelmed with emotions seeing someone very special to me after long time, I would stand up and hug em tight. You antis could also say, "for God sake, they were both actors, surely it's no problem for them to fake the emotion?". I learn overtime that there are screen couple who are "pleasing" to our eyes, and there are couple who just, well, ordinary (i'm not talking about the visuals, I'm talking about their interaction). The first one made us feel emotion, and that, my friend, is called chemistry. Feltson slash Dramione has it, and there should be no denial in that.
To end this post, PLEASE MAKE A GOOD DRAMIONE AU / FANFIC OUT OF THIS. If you guys don't then I will.
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opilkumishalal · 2 years
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Hermione: say.. you know our new neighbor?
Draco: the one who lives across from us? What about them?
Hermione: they're so sweet. I often saw the husband give his wife a kiss on the forehead before he went to work.
Draco: hmm..
Hermione: don't you want to do it too?
Draco: Are you mental? The husband will be furious at me if I kiss his wife's forehead!
Hermione: I MEANT TO ME DRACO, TO ME!
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opilkumishalal · 3 years
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Blaise: Excuse me say what again?
Draco: I said, I am planning to break up with hermione.
Blaise: I don't know, mate. I think you ought to let this pass just once.
Blaise: I mean, let's be honest, there are not plenty of women who would deal with your shit.
Draco: aww, blaise..
Blaise: what I meant to say is: there is no women who would deal with your shit.
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opilkumishalal · 3 years
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Scorpius: dad, I can't find pickles. You have to help me.
Draco: try the refrigerator dear
Scorpius: no! Pickles is my dragon that you gave me as a birthday gift, remember?
Draco: you named him pickles?
Scorpius: well he certainly doesn't look like a "Liam" does he?
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opilkumishalal · 3 years
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Draco: love, do you remember the last time you made me go to that parent teacher meeting at Scorpius school?
Hermione still working through papers: yeah, what about it?
Draco: the millers, what do they do for a living again?
Hermione: ummx the wife is a full time housewife, while the husband roams the street selling drugs.
Draco: dear lord, is that what I think it is?
Hermione: of course! He's a pharmaceutical representatives, what do you think he was doing?
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opilkumishalal · 3 years
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Hermione teaching Scorpius playing with barbie and ken
Hermione holding barbie: *in a high pitched voice* Hey, Ken! I was thinking of going back to school and start my own career
Also Hermione holding Ken: *in a low deep voice* nonsense Barbie, you're staying home and having my kids!
Draco: what kind of Barbie and Ken is this?
Hermione: it's called Barbie and systemic oppression
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opilkumishalal · 3 years
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Hermione in the middle of argument with draco
Hermione: God, give me patience
Draco: I think you meant give me strength
Hermione: if God gives me strength, you'd be dead
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opilkumishalal · 3 years
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Draco: what? Your mother is going to visit? When?
Hermione: Tomorrow
Draco: when are you going to tell me?
Hermione: er tomorrow?
Draco: why are you keeping this a secret?
Hermione: well, it's just my mother-
Harry: she's afraid that her mother wouldn't approve of you as her mate
Draco: why wouldn't she approve of me?! I'm adorable!
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opilkumishalal · 3 years
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That one time when Hermione had a bad post break up, told Draco, and ended up crying on his Shoulder
Hermione: *sobbing* really, I mean what is wrong with me?
Draco: well, let's see. Do you want me to tell the truth?
Hermione: yes?
Draco: Are you sure? Cause I will be brutally honest with you and there is no turning back
Hermione: Merlin's beard, just say it already!
Draco: nothing, you're perfect :)
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opilkumishalal · 3 years
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Probably George and Angelina when they had an argument
Angelina: for merlin's sake George, can you please be serious for five minutes
George: my record is four, but I think I can do it
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opilkumishalal · 3 years
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Hermione: you love me, right, Draco?
Draco: Normally, i'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
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opilkumishalal · 3 years
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Draco, to every one he hates: you seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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opilkumishalal · 3 years
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Draco, to Hermione: you know, love. I am aware that you need moral support right now, and I'd like to offer you one, but I have questionable morals.
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opilkumishalal · 3 years
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Professor Dumbledore and Snape are having a chit chat
Dumbledore: It must be hard not being able to laugh.
Snape: I do have my own sense of humor professor
Dumbledore: but I have never heard you laugh before
Snape: I have never heard you say anything funny
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opilkumishalal · 3 years
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Hermione and draco are having a group work related discussion
Draco: So that's my plan, does anyone want to say anything?
Hermione: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Draco: pfft, go ahead I want to hear it.
Hermione: it fucking sucks
Draco: That's not constructive criticism
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