what is biden supposed to do? Stop killing thousands of children? If he does that he'll lose the election!
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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"AO3 doesn't need a "dislike" button"
Um, actually, it already has one. Depending on your specs, it might look a little different but over all it looks kinda like this:
You can find it at the corner of your screen, which corner is dependent on your layout.
Anyway, if you dislike a fic, you can hit this Dislike Button until the fic goes away. It really is pretty amazing actually.
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honestly i still cant wrap my head around “How to Get Away With Murder.” im gonna be thinking abt this nonstop for the next 5 weeks. fuck.
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Viola Davis is as beautiful as she is talented. SHE'S SO PRETTY. I just cannot. Annalise has my heart.
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SCREAMING 😂
Also, these Barbie’s are amazing 🥹
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“so good luck screwing me, because you’re not really my type” connor walsh you will always be famous.
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HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER (2014—2020)
Season 1, Episode 4
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.
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the difference in quality of life in living in a town with no local coffee shops/shacks and living in a town with a local coffee shop/shack is crazy. leaving your miserable house at least once a week to get an affordable latte made by an affable barista makes all the difference in the world. yes there is coffee at home. but, there is the world outside.
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
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