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I feel like tfp Ratchet would listen to jazz. Something like this. Idk, probably wrong.

#Spotify #transformers #tfp #ratchet tfp #ratchet #transformers prime

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*megatron by Niki Minaj starts playing*

Optimus Prime: N o no

*fidles with speaker*

Optimus Prime: turn that off

Optimus Prime: NO

#transformers #tfp #optimus prime #optimus prime tfp #incorrect quotes #incorrect transformers quotes

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Sam when Optimus saves them from S-Seven: say hello my little friend

#optimus prime #transformers bayverse #transformers #Optimus prime bayverse #say hello to my little friend

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So I just realized that the cube is basically if Primus and Unicron had a child, because it has properties similar to dark energon - Being able to turn inanimate object into living metal - but it’s also able to creat worlds and fill them with life which is clearly Primus because you know he’s basically the god of creation and life and unicron the god of destruction and chaos.

#the cube #transformers bayverse #transformers #dark energon #energon #primus #unicron

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Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever seen Optimus prime lookin so fine

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever Ratchet holding a hatchet

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever seen Ultra Magnus holding a magnet

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever seen Bulkhead shredding guitar

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever seen Bee in a tree

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever seen Arcee in a party

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever seen Wheeljack being a snack

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever seen Smokescreen any more green

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

#tfp #transformers #optimus prime #optimus prime tfp #bulkhead #bulkhead tfp #arcee #arcee tfp #bumblebee #bumblebee tfp #smokescreen #smokescreen tfp #ratchet #ratchet tfp #wheeljack #wheeljack tfp #ultra magnus #ultra Magnus tfp #down by the bay #where the watermelones grow #back to my home #I dare not go #for if I do #my mother will say

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Transformer fan at their wedding:

Optimus Prime: drop that mother fucker

Transformers fan: um, yes

#I used the right their #transformers #tfp #optimus prime tfp #optimus prime #h e h e

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Optimus wondering why everyone is staring at his hips:

Optimus’ hips in question:

#tfp #transformers #optimus prime #optimus prime tfp #h e h e #h i p s

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Every transformers fan at sometime in there life: *looks at Optimus prime*

Transformers fan: I like it like that

#tfp #transformers #h e h e #i mean it’s true #optimus prime tfp #optimus prime

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Normal person: so who are you attracted to

Transformers fan: *sweating*

Normal person: say it

Transformers fan: Optimus Prime

Normal person: OpTiMuS pRiMe

#transformers #tfp #optimus prime tfp #optimus prime

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So I just found out that in S2E8 of tfp when agent Fowler is listening to music in his car it’s actually the guitar playing to the tune of the touch by stand bush

#tfp #agent fowler #nemesis prime #optimus prime tfp #tfp nemesis prime #the touch #stan bush

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Hasbro: Michael bay is going to make transformers live action movies

Transformers Famdom after watching the first several movies: You fucked up perfectly good characters is what you did. Look at them. You gave them anxiety.

#transformers #transformers bayverse

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ALSO ARE THERE LAYERS TO CYBERTRON LIKE THERE ARE TO EARTH??? LIKE COMPACT METAL, MOLTEN METAL??

Ok so I’m just sitting here watching transformers and I start thinking. How much gravitational pull does cybertron have?? Like I get that it’s larger, but that doesn’t mean anything if it doesn’t have mass. Cybertron is so much bigger than earth and one would think that since it’s made of metal that it would have (theoretically speaking) 1,000 times the mass of earth, but if that were true, jack wouldn’t be able to even stand on cybertron less live more than half a second and the bots wouldn’t be able to move at the same rate as they do on earth. And since jack and Arcee seemed to be able to move just fine that would make one person think that it either had the same or even a little more mass than earth. BUT ITS MADE OF METAL. METAL HAS MORE MASS THAN DIRT. IM HONESTLY SO CONFUSED.

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Ok so I’m just sitting here watching transformers and I start thinking. How much gravitational pull does cybertron have?? Like I get that it’s larger, but that doesn’t mean anything if it doesn’t have mass. Cybertron is so much bigger than earth and one would think that since it’s made of metal that it would have (theoretically speaking) 1,000 times the mass of earth, but if that were true, jack wouldn’t be able to even stand on cybertron less live more than half a second and the bots wouldn’t be able to move at the same rate as they do on earth. And since jack and Arcee seemed to be able to move just fine that would make one person think that it either had the same or even a little more mass than earth. BUT ITS MADE OF METAL. METAL HAS MORE MASS THAN DIRT. IM HONESTLY SO CONFUSED.

#transformers #cybertron #tfp #gravity #mass #does cybertron have more mass than earth?

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Is it just me or does 4 seem a lot farther away from 6 than it actually is

#I really don’t know why I think this #it just seems so much farther away than it actually is tbh

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OH SHIT GUESS I CANT MAKE MY OWN MONEY. GUESS I GOTTA CLEAN THE HOUSE AND TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS. THIS AINT THE FUCKING 50S ANYMORE WALMART GROW THE FUCK UP.

AND BEFORE YOU EVEN SAY IT. THEY MADE A SUPER DAD TO.

WELL I GUESS ONLY MEN CAN MAKE MONEY AND PLAY SPORTS ACCORDING TO WALMART STANDARDS. GUESS MEN CANT CLEAN OR TAKE CARE IF KIDS EITHER SINCE THATS WHAT THE WOMEN DOES.

#god fucking damn it #I hate Walmart #super mom my ass #I’m making my own money #fuck walmart #Walmart sucks #sexist mother fuckers #why would you make that #just why

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I started learning about the Huns in history and I immediately turned on I’ll make a man out of you from Mulan.

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THIS ALSO AFFECTS PEOPLE WITH MIGRAINES!!! People with migraines can’t have almost any caffeine because it can be used as a treatment or in my case is a trigger for a mind splitting, heating pad on stomach migraine. If a person asks for drinks that don’t have caffeine in it just give them the options because if that person is taking a caffeine treatment it can MESS THEM UP. Migraines are triggered by all sorts of odds and ends. Hell, they can be caused by the smell of strawberries. IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU FOR DRINKS WITHOUT A CERTAIN THING IN IT DONT FUCK AROUND IT CAN LEAVE PEOPLE IN PAIN FOR WEEKS AND CAN CAUSE THEM TO GO TO THE ER.

DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.