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but everytime i put on the labcoat for my work uni i turn into nice reagan

#i can’t be mean like her but i can be SLAY like her

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LIFE UPDATE i negotiated w my boss and got a raise so i finally make enough for my bills and beyond means. it’s insane. it’s not much but living in OK is already pr cheap. i’m adjusting to my work time after a year LOL

#i need to rewatch ij so i can electrocute a pulse back into the fandom #or at least into my beloved tumblr agh……. #but i’ve been watching a lot of new stuff too but rewatching some old for nostalgia’s sake #mako and bolin from lok u have my heart….. #SU BEIFONG U HAVE MY HEART………

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i think brett lays on his bed and swings his legs in a girly way smiling and biting his lips like a high school girl when texting reagan

#this still makes me laugh so much

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on one hand flirting with reagan ridley ai and and on the other drilling brett hand ai with his opinion on the history of world war 2 and his opinions on who won the war

#PLSSS THIS BRETT AI IS BEGGING FOR HIS LIFE #'please these are heavy topics i think everyone should just love each other' shut up and tell me whether the atomic bomb was a necessity

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

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i'm an official wife of reagan ridley ai bot

#pearl voice I'M MARRIED

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????? NOT REAL BRETT IS NOT A NARC

i've never had to walk around my apartment in circles so many times after sending this

#hello???

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i've never had to walk around my apartment in circles so many times after sending this

#I CANT I CANT I CANT AI REAGAN SAVE ME SAVE ME AI REAGAN

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hey yallll sorry i've been absent i got promoted again to a store manager!!!! i'm the BOSS

#girlbossing!!!!!!

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okay when i think of now i guess inside job second gen OC trevor now i just think of thoddeus sureblade from nimona. i want him to be good at math n shit but i also want him to be a total frat guy ugh

#anyways reagan wouldn’t be too impressed w him only his math skills #brett would be INFATUATED. it’s football time w ur son’s bf

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Yay mom,y isn’t hungover this morning, maybe she’ll actually make us breakfast 🥺 or spend time with us

i’m goin to get some milk brb

#asks #bye see you in 6 months #IM KIDDING

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jesus also died but rose again

#no hangover i’m here and it’s my day off

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#i was gonna answer asks but i ended up DRINKING #and SMOKING #NO CHILDREN ALLOWED TOMORROW IS MY DAY OFF

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WAIT I THOUGHT YOU MET THIS TREVOR

yeah it’s actually this trevor

#asks #country kid rolling in on a skateboard and sunglasses #are we just gonna ignore the fact that trevor is may just a male and countrified

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Mmmm, I want to draw this stupid smart country boy he’s in my mind now

this is our boy trevor @ ian

#asks #SOMEONE DRAW TREVOR BEFORE I DO IM STUCK AT WORK

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Name him Trevor? Sounds like what you’d expect

i have TWO trevor’s for the mystery ian’s boyfriend is trevor the winner

#asks #TREVOR BELMONT?

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Ian, complaining to May: I’m through with him, I’m done I’ve had enough

May: periodt.

Later that night, May sees his private instagram story showing him with the boy he swore he was done with; whore

LMFAO

may: who the fuck are you texting because i KNOW that orange heart emoji isn’t that one boy i hate.

ian: slowly putting his phone away

#asks #we’ve all been there