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we only use the quietest of potatoes to make our famous “hush browns” 🤫

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despite everything, it’s still you—?

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Telling the song “shut up” right before you skip it>>>>>

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we live in a post destiel society. so post destiel

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "macrodata refinement” 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw some scary numbers back there

my buddy pacing the severed floor: mr. milchik is lying to us

#love when my friends send me bangers

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no one does it like him any more

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writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

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do i really need to explain what this is about.

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coryo: bisexual loser

coriolanus: evil bisexual loser

snow: evil loser

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"And so it turns out he not only lied about having created the Roblox oof sound, but his portfolio is totally inflated, he wasn't the first American to work on Sonic, he didn't work alongside Miyamoto, and he wasn't even on MTV Cribs"

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can’t believe it’s been three years since venom took him there

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Seeing Nov 5th trending five goddamn days before the day itself is the Tumblr equivalent of hearing Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas come on at the grocery store at 12am sharp on November 1st

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People on my dash were destielposting and my immediate thought was 'Oh I should double check that I'm registered to vote' my neural pathways are a lost cause