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#Big Black Snakes as an elder in my birth town always called them

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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SUDDEN ANNOUNCEMENT

SATURDAY: SPLATFEST STREAM WITH @inkie-heart

WE ARE ON TEAM BUNNIES

#TEAM BNUY

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Things friends can't do according to allos!

(these are all things I have been told with 100% sincerity, and not stuff that I myself believe.)

Give each other meaningful gifts

Pay attention to the others likes and dislikes

Look at one another in a 'certain way' (???)

Match clothes or accessories

Hold hands for 'too long' (???)

Hug for 'too long' or hug 'too close' (???)

Cuddle because it's 'too intimate'

Not want to pull away during a hug or holding hands

Lean onto the other emotionally and physically

Smile in one another's presence

Laugh at each others jokes

Give genuine advice

Text each other 'good morning' 'good evening' 'good night' 'happy birthday' 'happy new years' 'merry Christmas' etc, etc

Ask how the others doing

I'll add more once I think of things I've forgotten

#LITERALLY #like of course this is very important from an aro-ace perspective and I really don't want to detract from that #but generally all humans need affection and positive interactions with others. like. thats a base human need #so people who are wholey dependent on one person for it. its like needing one person to be around for you to be able to drink water #YOU NEED AFFECTION. BOTH RECEIVING AND GIVING. Love is not a human necessity but interaction is!!! care about your friends and show it! #and let them show it too!!!

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Sometimes. Things that are more expensive. Are worse.

#sorry dads dogshit iPhone XR or whatever the fuck (I don't give a shit about phones or Apple) drains in 6 fucking hours #while my brick ass phone lasts 48 hours streaming pirated anime without using power saver

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this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!

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The wealthiest baby born in 2045 is going to grow up to be like “so yeah my mothers parents were pedohunters/part time slime manufacturers and my dads family was a vlogger family that also did professional fighting. My mom made the rest her money renting out podcast studios and my dad made his money correcting the hands on ai furry porn.”

#don't fucking do this to me #the idea if the organic grass roots furry porn industry being taken over by AI actually horifies me

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the cis are doing gender essentiallism about dogs in my workplace

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bowser reacting to mario’s tux vs bowser reacting to mario’s dress

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going through the hades 2 stuff and im sorry but i just have to ramble a second because look at Hephaestus

he's not just a wheelchair user but also an amputee. an above knee amputee. wheelchair users are already next to nonexistant in video games but amputees exist in this really...disheartening? spot where they're pretty much just reduced to "person with a cybernetic limb" - it's always just somewhere from "just a cool visual design" to flat out "superpower". I can't think of a video game amputee that is actually disabled by their limb differences - I'm all for futuristic worlds where prosthetics and other disability aids are far advanced from what they are now, but that's not really what's implied by these designs. They're just... Cool designs that in no way reflect on the real-world experience of being an amputee.

Look at Hephaestus, though. Look at that prosthetic. Whilst stylised it very much looks like it functions like common mechanical knees - knee bends when thigh is lifted, knee straightens when thigh is lowered. He's a wheelchair user as well as a prosthetic user - every prosthetic user I know is also a wheelchair user as a prosthetic is not usable in every occasion and also cause exhaustion and pain if used constantly.

Whilst we can't see much of his wheelchair the position he's sat in and the wheels very much evoke active wheelchair to me - this carries on to very specifically the thickness of his arms. Whilst a lot of Hades designs are muscular Hephaestus has very noticeably thick arms - which makes sense, as active wheelchairs require a lot of arm strength.

Just overall this design is making me want to cry - he's not just an actual wheelchair user in a video game, he's a realistic depiction of an amputee, a disability usually brushed over in order to give a character a fun design quirk and nothing else. He's fat and he's hot and he's a realistic depiction of an above knee amputee. Oh my god. Oh my god?

#holy fuck he is hot how have I not seen this before

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#thinking about the exercise wheel ad with the principal #a screenshot of him going “Slanks bro!!!” shirtless got printed en mass #everyone. and I mean EVERYONE. had several copies of it #TEACHERS had it on their desk. one replaced their photo of their kids with it #every boys stall and toilet had it taped on it #the Principal HATED it and would actively rip it out of people's hands #but there were literally thousands of copies #i still have one because we all replaced his photo in the yearbook with the slanks bro one

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you're letting your childhood trauma affect how you feel about a perfectly sane individual such as myself

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why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

#I had it because I found it in a mine in my hometown and no one stopped me. i didn't learn it was Uranium until 3 years ago #because my photos of it were ever so slightly blurry so I got it checked out. #like REALLY low concentration but I did receive a higher than normal dose across my right arm for a year #no notable increase in cancer risk tho #and also. prev. sorry to say. i work in a lab. i am already put in one 3 days a week for pay. #granted as a researcher not a subject.

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why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

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Technically I used to own a 1/2 lbs chunk of Uranium ore and have it on my desk so maybe Click Click Beep but fair assessment.

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

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she's so,,,,pretty💗🏳️‍⚧️

#OUPPY OUPPY #God. women...... #DOG (God backwards) put trans women on this earth for the betterment of everyone i think #man. gender envy from an ouppy. how would i possibly describe that to a therapist