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oreo-bixch · 2 years
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Plants girls!!!
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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"I hate you, I hate you, I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!!" - Scott Evil but honestly could've been Kon @ Lex
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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This is how it all happened y'all I just know it
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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I needed to make memes too
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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Timkon headcanons part 2
Because I have more to get off my chest
Tim spoils tf outta Conner
Literally buys him whatever he wants. Food, studded belts at Hot Topic ™, pride flags, a big ass plushie of idk Kirby or something
And bc of this Kon refers to Tim as his sugar daddy
"Dammit Conner stop introducing me like that"
Kon's love language is physical touch
He constantly needs to be touched (it's not always in a sexual way) whether that's hand holding, cuddling, a hand on his back, hand on his knee, fingers through his hair, hands cupping his face, massages, scitches, hands around his waist, hands resting on his thighs/ass, etc
In return he's always touching Tim too; arms around his neck/shoulders, hands around his waist, holding his hand, touching his hair, caressing his face, back scratches, massages
Also Conner is constantly sitting in Tim's lap or laying on/across him or just draped over him however he can
It doesn't matter where they are, Tim is never safe
Tim doesn't mind it tho, he indulges in Kon's need for touch, even if his personal love language is gifting
Conner's kinda big on PDA bc of that, and at first Tim wasn't for sure but then he started really liking the thought of showing Kon off
Cassie thinks it's sweet and Bart is constantly making fun of them
"AW MAN TIM'S GONNA GET COOTIES"
Tim's brothers make fun of them a lot too
Dick usually doesn't but sometimes Jason eggs him on
"Well well well, sure sounded like Replacement was having fun up there, wouldn't you say, Dick?"
"Lmao, it sure did, hope you two were being 😉safe😉 in there"
"would you guys shut up, we were literally just playing video games 🙄"
And Damian is constantly like
"ugh would you two get a room already"
On the topic of cuddles; Kon loves to be the little spoon and Tim's out here looking like Kon's backpack lmao
But Tim loves it, he likes to feel protective of Kon and Kon likes to feel protected in return
Like yes, Kon is half Kryptonian and has no problem defending himself physically but emotionally he's a little sensitive and goddammit sometimes he just needs someone to hold him and protect him
Now on the topic of pet names; they don't have too many cutesy nicknames for each other
Tim will call Conner: Conner, Kon, babe/baby, bitch boy, and when he's in trouble, Conner Luthor-Kent
(and sometimes, in the spirit of Doja Cat, he'll call Kon his bottom bitch)
Kon tries to convince Tim to call him Superbabe but Tim refuses (altho that is his name in Tim's phone contacts)
Kon calls Tim: Tim, Timmy, Timothy, Timbo, babe/baby, bird boy, and when he wants to annoy him, sugar daddy
Now here's the thing abt the nickname "Timmy", Tim absolutely hates being called Timmy
He doesn't let his brothers call him that, or any of his other family, doesn't let his friends call him that, and god forbid if any of his enemies find out his name and call him that
And no one really knows why he doesn't like it. Maybe it makes him feel like a child, maybe it reminds him of his biological family, maybe he just doesn't like the way it sounds
But when Kon started calling him Timmy, he never stopped him or corrected him, he just let him, and that's when most people caught on and figured something was up between them
So yea, only Kon can call him Timmy, anyone else will burn if they dare utter that name
Now Conner is constantly at the Wayne Manor, it's practically a second home to him and that's where they spend most of their dates/date nights
Thank god Bruce continued to let them have sleepovers
They often spend those nights cuddled up watching whatever's on Netflix or maybe playing Mario kart or Super smash or just doing whatever chaotic thing comes to mind
And through it all Conner is always taking pictures or videos, he has a whole album of Tim in his phone and vice versa
Kon's lock screen background is a meme he made of Tim. One of those "why are looking at my phone" type of wallpapers feat. Tim's resting bitch face. And his home screen background is a picture of Tim kissing his cheek
Tim's lock screen background is a picture of their interlocking hands and his home screen is a live wallpaper of a slideshow of all his favorite pics of Kon. Kon making stupid faces, Kon smiling and laughing, Kon sleeping, Kon taking a mirror selfie in his Superman crop top, Kon in a rhino onesie, Kon posing as several different memes, Kon and him kissing, that one time Cassie did Kon's makeup
They also like to go to cafés for dates bc Tim is a caffeine addict
Window shopping is also a popular date for them, they'll go into stores and make fun of everything and anything. Kon's favorite stores are Hot Topic and Spencer's
Don't even get me started on all the things in Spencer's they laugh abt
And when Lex lets them, they love to go over to the Luthor mansion and go swimming. There's a pool at Wayne Manor too, but if they want more privacy they go to Lex's place
Some of their more common dates are study dates. Kon has problems paying attention in school so Tim tutors him (which he's been doing even before they started dating) altho sometimes it can be a little distracting
Worst dates they have are when they have to babysit the Supersons™
That's a whole different post tho
Those are all the headcanons I can think of right now :))
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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I need to air out my brain so have some of my
Timkon headcanons
Kon developed a crush first. He really tried not to, but just couldn't stop himself. It was out of his control, completely smitten before he could register it
Tim just thought of them as close friends. Ironic how he's so smart and yet so oblivious to his own feelings. It wasn't until Kon came out as bi that he took a step back and realized that it was strange just how happy he was to know Kon wasn't straight.
If it were Bart coming out he'd be like "hey, nice bro" but when Kon did it he found himself thinking "omg omg omg he likes guys?? He likes guys??? Omg I'm a guy, that means he could like me. Omg wow that's so wild wow...now wait a damn minute-"
It was about 3 months of mutual pining until they finally confessed
Altho they definitely told Cassie
Poor Cassie was itching to just tell them already but she swore she wouldn't, and she's a very reliable person, would literally take a secret to the grave. She spent 3 months sitting back watching Tim and Kon pine after each other while knowing how they felt. It was torture
Meanwhile Bart was oblivious lmao
Bart's a great friend but he's not so good with secrets. He's got a little problem where he speaks before he thinks
Finally Kon made the first move...well kinda
He was sooo ready to just tell Tim in person, and then he settled on maybe a phone call, actually no, a text might work better...or maybe he'll just wait another week
And so he decided to have Cassie do it for him, what can I say, our boy Kon is afraid of rejection
It's bad enough Clark didn't wanna be his dad, what if Tim didn't wanna be his bf? That'd be harsh
And so Cassie called Tim up one evening and spilled the beans, which was a huge relief for her, and Tim was pleasantly surprised
He was also freaking out
He didn't know what to do, he wanted to call Kon immediately and tell him that he felt the same way, that he wanted to be more than friends, to be boyfriends. But then he collected himself, decided he wanted to tell him in person. Someone's gotta put on the brave face
So he texted Kon, asked if he was free to hang out at the Manor, talk abt a little something that Cassie brought up.
Kon was so nervous but he agreed and the next day he went over to the Manor.
Usually Conner was really chill with the Batfam, the Manor was practically a second home, but this time he was hella awkward. Mans was nervous
But they sat down in Tim's bed and talked. They talked abt everything, how long they've felt that way, how much they've been wanting to tell each other, when they first knew, I mean everything.
Kon asked what this meant, what this made them? And Tim said whatever he wanted
Kon had come out just 3 months prior to this and in a way, this was Tim's coming out. It was all so new for them, and it was nerve-wracking and exciting and crazy. But they were ready, and so they decided they would be boyfriends
Idk I guess that's how it works but anyway
Cassie was sooo happy for them and could finally spill all the beans
"omg FINALLY!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO KEEP QUIET ABT IT ALL"
And then Bart's just there like
"wait, Cassie knew? You told Cassie but not me??" >:/
Either way their friends were super happy for them
Tim told the Batfam abt a week later and everyone was super supportive and sweet about it. The Batfam actually likes Conner so they were excited for them
Alfred saw it coming a mile away, but he's happy for Tim since Conner's a good kid. A little obnoxious but they're a good fit
Dick was so happy for them, he likes all of Tim's friends and he knew for a while that they were a little closer than most. He accepted Conner into the family with open arms bc he's the best, like what do you expect
Jason was like "damn, didn't know u were bi. Cool tho, have fun dating ur annoying ass friend"
That's the extent of Jason's brotherly love
Damian was similar in that sense, he blatantly told Tim to his face that "Kent could do better but I suppose that's great news for you"
Bruce was happy asf for his son, being bi himself he was really supportive and proud of him. Plus Conner wasn't all that bad, yea he knocked over that expensive vase that one time and he's always yelling during sleepovers and he nearly ran over their cat that other time but hey, he's a good kid.
Babs and Cass and Duke were all happy for Tim too, Steph found out a few months later just bc her and Tim are exes. Not that there's bad blood between them, things just get a little awkward sometimes.
Kon didn't tell his family until about 2 months into their relationship. Except for Jon, he found out the same week but was sworn to secrecy.
Kon was really nervous to come out and tell his family bc he didn't know how Clark or Lex would react. He wasn't too worried abt Lois, he knew she would be supportive. But Clark and him were constantly at each other's throats and Lex wasn't all that good at listening or connecting to Kon.
Despite his daddy issues tho, both dads were really accepting of Kon and we're happy for him and Tim. Clark gave Kon the biggest hug and assured him that no matter how much they fought, he'd always be there for him. Lex also, surprisingly, hugged Conner and told him that who he loved didn't matter to him.
Kon and Tim's favorite date spot is this humble little coffee shop on a corner in Metropolis. Tim can feed his caffeine addiction and Kon can stuff his face on their freshly baked pastries
Altho Lex really wanted some of those WayneTech secrets
And yea those are my hcs on how it all started :)
I'll make another post for my other hcs since this one is long enough
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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It's Cassie Sandsmark!! Aka Wonder Girl 💪
My caption game is a little weak today you'll have to excuse me
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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I hate drawing that hair bc I'm such a perfectionist but I love this boy 🥺
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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Conner and his dads teehee
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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I am once again simping for Conner Kent ✋😔
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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Cmbyn redraw but with Luca and Alberto teehee 🤭
I'm sure someone's done this already but I had to make this I could not get the thought out of my head ✋😔
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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Oh it totally makes them friends
Anyways, I want more Shawn plzzz
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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Ah shoot Solar Opposites fanart
Sheeeesh 😩
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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Yes I'm posting memes now, please enjoy
Wait has this been done before
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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Cobra Kai as things people have said at school
Daniel: What's the difference between a theory and a law
Robby: one won't put you in jail
Demetri *to the tune of don't go breaking my heart*: don't go breaking my leg
Robby: Dad? Where you going dad?
Kreese: I'm having vietnam flashbacks. Why are you laughing? I literally can't breathe
Hawk: Demetri, do you hate me?
Demetri: no.
Hawk: ...why not?
Miguel @ Johnny: Alright, you don't gotta yell at me
Tory: I'm not hostile, I just have a bad home life
Sam talking abt Tory: One time she threw a rock at me, it hit me right in my pelvis. I didn't have my period for 3 months, I think she busted my right fallopian tube.
Daniel: I'm thinking.
Johnny: Don't hurt yourself.
Daniel: P.D.A. leads to A.I.D.S.
Demetri: I taste blood
Chris: Can y'all stop, I'm tryna do work
Mitch: It looks like your playing tetris
Chris *playing tetris*: who said I'm playing tetris??
Hawk: I'm gonna commit rated R on you
Daniel: My daughter said a boy called her thick
Miguel: Thick with 2 c's?
Johnny: Back in my day, we sent our dick pics through the mail
Daniel: The only thing cruising right now is my blood pressure.
Robby: let me tell you the story of how my father left
Nate: I should leave my glasses and calculator together
Hawk: Fuckin nerd
Sam: I had a rough night ok
Miguel: OW MY BACK
Daniel: There are so many times in my life where I think I should've died.
Johnny talking abt his phone: I don't even know the password.
Daniel: Now do you understand?
Demetri: Frick no
Robby: I don't care
Johnny: You're gonna care when I come over there and slap the goofy outta you
Kreese: Wanna die? Join Karate
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((anyways I still have a lot more I might make a second part))
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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PFFFT Y E S
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Hey y'all, have some ✨genderbent Cobra Kai characters✨
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oreo-bixch · 3 years
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Hey y'all, have some ✨genderbent Cobra Kai characters✨
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