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[ID: DSMP characters as text posts. Usernames and icons have been replaced.
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Post 1:
Technoblade: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now
Post 2:
A series of texts between Wilbur (revived) and Quackity.
Quackity: I could strangle you
Wilbur: You aren't tall enough
Quackity: You've sunk low enough for me to reach
Post 3:
Tommyinnit: Your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit
Post 4:
Tommyinnit: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Alivebur: Killed without hesitation
Post 5:
Ranboo: it's dumb that stress makes your hair fall out slowly. you should reach a certain level of stress and it should all fall off at once in a heap
Ranboo, but the icon for his post has been changed to a bald version of his skin:
Waiter: enjoy your meal!
Me: you too *becomes instantly bald*
Post 6:
Technoblade, with a picture of Wilbur off to the side: Ran into my seventeen year old brother in the kitchen at 1 am last night and when I asked him what he was doing he just shrugged, said "these are my roaming hours," and walked off strumming vaguely on his guitar
Post 7:
Slimecicle: this hole you put me in, was in ideal depth. thank you :) i wont be climbing out anytime soon!
A star review image with 4 stars filled in is pictured below his review.
Post 8:
Pogtopia Wilbur: like half my personality is just symptoms
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Philza: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
10-year-old Tommy: I boiled gatorade.
Philza:
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Absolutely no one:
Wilbur: *Carrying his lunch box full of drugs around school*
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Kidnapper: I have your child.
Philza, tired: Which one I have seven.
Kidnapper: The annoying kid who never shuts up.
Philza: Which one I have seven.
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Five *talking about how different versions of them exist now*
Luther *gasps* DOPPELGÄNGER! PARADOX PSYCHOSIS! I learned all about this in Texas! This is great. I'm gonna get a good grade in little side adventures with my elderly brother, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
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SHADOWHUNTERS + text posts 9/∞ | Malec Edition
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To all of those who enjoy this account: check out my new account @funnyao3 to see funny lines from fics (usually with the same characters I post on here)!!
Very much the same energy as incorrect quotes
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Wilbur: I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks and I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do.
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Tommy, to Wilbur, lying facedown on the bed, regretting everything: And then I called him dad-
Philza, downstairs in the kitchen with Techno, on the verge of tears: And then he called me dad :')
#incorrect quotes#philza#tommyinnit#technoblade#wilbur soot#sbi incorrect quotes#sleepy bois inc#incorrect sleepy bois inc
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wei wuxian: can you ask lanzhan if he likes me?
jiang cheng: you two are married???
wei wuxian: yeah, but can you?
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Baby Annabeth: *stubs her toe* ow fuck!
Thalia: where the fuck did you hear that
Thalia: I swear to the fucking gods if you tought Annabeth how to fucking swear I will fucking kill you
Luke: what the fuck it wasn’t fucking me
Thalia: well it sure as fucking Taurus wasn’t me
Annabeth:
Luke and Thalia: *still arguing*
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Wilbur: As your favorite child-
Philza: For the record, Techno is my favorite child.
Wilbur, offended: AS YOUR FAVORITE CHILD-
#incorrect quotes#sleepy bois inc#incorrect sbi#sbi incorrect quotes#techbur twins#philza#wilbur soot#philza minecraft#twinsduo#technoblade
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*For Philza's birthday*
Techno: Do you think we went overboard with the party decorations?
Wilbur: Nah, it's cool.
Techno: The backyard is on fire.
Wilbur: Aesthetic.
#techbur twins#incorrect quotes#sbi incorrect quotes#incorrect sbi#technoblade#wilbur soot#sleepy bois inc
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Techno: that sounds like a you problem
Phil: no this is an *us* problem
Techno: *sighs* yeah I’m already roped into this aren’t I
#source: legendary quotes#emerald duo#chaotic Phil my beloved#philza minecraft#technoblade#incorrect dsmp quotes#incorrect mcyt
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Techno: that’s not the point
Ranboo: the point is minimum walking and maximum stress
Techno: yes.
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“You gotta start the day with anti-depressants and espresso and end it with melatonin and vodka.”
- Wilbur Soot
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