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It gets hot here, simple as that

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America should conquer Mexico. This would solve the immigration problem and we would get their drugs and tacos

guys give me your most controversial opinion!!! :D

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underrated prince of egypt things

•how they handle the violence of the story. the dead guard moses threw off the scaffolding with only his hand shown. the children being ripped from weeping mothers’ arms. it’s enough to draw horror without being gratuitous.

•little ramses jumping up trying to see moses. just. how their relationship was portrayed. it would be so easy to see these deadly opponents and not buy into the idea that they love each other. but they did. and they do. and then it’s broken.

•tzipporah saying ‘i won’t be given to anyone! especially an arrogant palace brat!’ and later marrying moses of her own free will.

•moses sarcastically saying that ramses singlehandedly destroyed the greatest kingdom on earth, and it actually coming true.

•ramses chariot-racing moses in the intro and moses nearly ramming him to death, and ramses in the red sea being thrown off his broken chariot in his vengeance and bloodlust.

•moses returning to the palace in the dark and gently touching the same pillar, and finding ramses sitting in the same place he used to. ramses’ son standing in front of the mural of the killing of the children, something which affected moses so deeply, without even noticing it was there.

•how God is portrayed in this movie. the design is gorgeous and otherwordly and powerful. the sound design and the soundtrack grabs you. it is respectful to faith and twinged with the awe the presence of God creates.

•how Moses finds the burning bush by following a lost sheep. I love the allusions to other Biblical figures and tropes. I love me some Jesus prefigurement.

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I also have these dice and I swear by them. My gunslinger has never been so accurate

For weird dice Wednesday: my bf’s new revolver barrel set!

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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

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A giant magnet

If there is antimagic zones there should also be the martial equivalent of it. Zone of drop your weapons or something

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the first conversation between vader and leia in anh is So funny like it implies a lot about the previous times they’ve met

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my beautiful mutual with a disorder

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The producer is Avi Arad; the guy who produced several spiderman movies, uncharted, and *checks notes* morbius

they just announced a live action zelda movie on a random tuesday with little fanfare lol. I hope danny devito plays tingle

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I remember there being a headline about billions of missing crabs. Did we as humanity figure that out? Was it aliens? or has the crab simply ended??

#crabs

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The soulsborne players are hilarious and committed to the bit

seeing people write “dog” messages in front of every animal/turtle in elden ring followed by finally finding a dog and seeing all the messages be “likely turtle?” “Unknown beast” is actually the funniest moment I’ve ever experienced in a game

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Self care

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

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Necessary risk

What is this

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I knew he was a cat

[Astarion] is a cat. He's a black cat. There's a stray that comes into my house called Red... and he's quite feral. It took me three years before I could pick him up and hold him. He's totally cool with me now. Three fucking years. He gave me a lot of inspiration about Astarion.

- Neil Newbon, on developing Astarion's physicality and mannerisms

#Karlach is a Labrador

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Send them to my inbox!

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The place I work did inventory yesterday and they have these labels that say do not inventory. The funny part is that it’s abbreviated so now the bread is giving me a DNI warning like they have a tumblr account

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Board member: guys we need to advertise our candy

Board member 2: what if we made an m&m that’s slutty

#funny #humor #meme