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percy jackson wouldn't like you if you were harassing leah because of her race btw

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i finally managed to grasp the mental fortitude needed to finish season 2 of hannibal and actually pay attention tonight,,,,, and good FUCKING GOD THESE GAY PEOPLE AND THIS SINGUALR STRAIGHT MAN ARE ALL A MESS

cant i ever just be happy??? does everything i like always have to descend into chaos?!?!😭

i am going to choose to say fuck canon and continue to read abigail lives fanfiction BECAUSE SHE DESERVES TO LIVE WITH HER STUPID GAY SERIAL KILLER DADS IN PEACE AND HAPPINESS. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT HANNIBAL’S BULLSHIT TONIGHT, I CAN’T HANDLE HIS DRAMA QUEEN ASS ACTIONS. I CAN’T Y’ALL, IM SERIOUS, I LOVE HIS CRAZY ASS BUT G O D D A M N😭

#hannibal #hannigram #abigail hobbs #will graham #hannibal lecter #he’s a drama queen #and usually i love him for it #BUT MY GIRL #jack crawford #alana bloom #margot verger #THEY COULD HAVE JUST LEFT #THE THREE OF THEM COULD HAVE JUST GONE TO FLORENCE TOGETHER IN PEACE #WILL WOULD HAVE DONE IT JUST BECAUSE ABIGAIL WAS THERE #THEY COULD HAVE BEEN H A P P Y #for my sanity im going to choose to believe the three of them ran off to italy together and lived happily #WITH WILLS DOGS BECAUSE THINKING OF HIM LEAVING THEM MAKES ME CRY #serial killers #hannibal series #hannibal season two #hannibal season three #bedelia du maurier #thomas harris #hannibal shitpost #hannibal the series

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immediate update; i’m about to start reading fanfiction💀

so i decided to watch interview with the vampire for the first time at 4 am. it’s 6am now, i’ve just finished the movie only to start it all over again, and uh, all i have to say….

was nobody going to tell me they were Like That™️?????

i cant decide if lestat’s existence is a crime, or if he’s just a problematic king, so i’ve simply decided to settle on both—

his and louis’ ENTIRE relationship threw me off kilter so bad, there was constantly so much going on between these homosexual mfs😭

CLAUDIA. MY YOUNG QUEEN. LESTAT SHOULD HAVE JUST LET THE LITTLE MADAM DIE MAN, SHE WAS GOIN THROUGH IT.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THIS HOMOSEXUAL ASS MOVIE Y’ALL, I DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT LOVING THIS MOVIE AS MUCH AS I DID😭😭😭😭

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so i decided to watch interview with the vampire for the first time at 4 am. it’s 6am now, i’ve just finished the movie only to start it all over again, and uh, all i have to say….

was nobody going to tell me they were Like That™️?????

i cant decide if lestat’s existence is a crime, or if he’s just a problematic king, so i’ve simply decided to settle on both—

his and louis’ ENTIRE relationship threw me off kilter so bad, there was constantly so much going on between these homosexual mfs😭

CLAUDIA. MY YOUNG QUEEN. LESTAT SHOULD HAVE JUST LET THE LITTLE MADAM DIE MAN, SHE WAS GOIN THROUGH IT.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THIS HOMOSEXUAL ASS MOVIE Y’ALL, I DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT LOVING THIS MOVIE AS MUCH AS I DID😭😭😭😭

#movies #interview with the vampire #why in the fresh hell #what was up with these mfs #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #claudia iwtv #claudia my tiny queen #the literal blueprint as to why the volturi says fuck no to child vampires💀 #miss ma’am was a menace #i loved it #i miss her #my feelings on lestat are WAY to complicated #like disappointingly so #louis is adorable #he was doing his best #him and lestat were hella gay tho #and him and armand #mans was getting around #not that i blame him #vampires #lestat x louis #interview with a vampire

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a b s o l u t e l y. the best way to get to know me is asking really weird, sudden, and/or obscure questions about me or my interests so go for it bitches! (affectionate, i promise)

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

#naruto #anime #crimefiction #9 1 1 show #pacific rim #batfamily #superbat #buddie #percy jackon and the olympians #hunter x 2011 #jiraoro #baking #these are all just my immediate interests btw #the magicians #gay #polyamory #saints row #sims 3 lets play #cassandra cain #jon kent #writing #girl serpent thorn #girls who like girls #sasunaruhina #sasunaruinohina #harper row #art #craig of the creek #PLEASE ANYBODY ASK ME TO TALK ABOUT CRAIG OF THE CREEK #I COULD TALK FOR HOURS ABOUT IT

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Intimate Moments

hugging them from behind, laying their head on the other's shoulder

breathing in the other's smell

whispering to each other

cuddling on the couch

walking hand in hand

playing with the other's hair

softly smiling at each other from across the room

telling each other how proud they are of them

leaning into the other person

feeling for the other's hand

pressing a kiss onto the other's hair

humming a melody together

playing with the other's fingers

holding each other's gaze

absentmindedly massaging each other

resting their hand on the other's thigh, slowly stroking it

handing the other one a hot cup of tea, their hands touching for a moment

moving closer in bed

reassuring touches

telling each other I'm here

cuddling in the first morning light

hiding their face in the other's neck

telling each other how much they love them

eating from each other's plates

brushing against each other, even if there is enough room

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the fact that Evan Buckley probably knows how to use a gun as well as Athena because he got like 80% done with FUCKING NAVY SEALS TRAINING, creeps up on me at the weirdest times, especially since i went to my brother’s marine graduation this past weekend, and i was informed that my mf brother SPECIALIZED IN SHARPSHOOTING AND HANDLING AN M15 IN HIS TRAINING?????

if they have regular ass marines doing that, EX NAVY SEAL TRAINEE EVAN BUCKLEY CAN DEFINITELY USE A FUCKING GUN O H M Y G O D.

this is breaking me.

#9 1 1 on fox #911onfox #evan buckley #athena 9-1-1 #buck x eddie #eddie diaz #hen 9 1 1 #911 season 4 #9 1 1 season 3 #9 1 1 spoilers #9 1 1 season 5

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reblog to beat the joker to death

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so my elective for the first semester of my sophomore year is a creative writing class! i totally did this on purpose because i wanted to try and improve my fanfiction and branch more into original writing with my own characters and stuff and coming up with my own creative ideas that don’t depend on already created worlds!

now the point i should probably hurry up and get to here before i start rambling, is that it’s my 2nd week of school, and so i’ve pretty much just been learning about my classes and what we’ll be doing for the semester, and apparently for this creative writing class, I’m going to have to write a memoir, a short story, and a poem (yikes on this one a BUNCH, i hate writing poems)

to make this story shorter, i was trying to test my imagination to see what i could come up with not related to fanfiction for my short story that i’m gonna have to write by october or november, and I pretty much ended up making up two pretty sapphic witch wives who live in the forest and end up accidentally adopting 4 kids, and they have two gay witch besties who act as the chaotic and logical uncles respectively, and all four of them are immortal guardian weirdos and live in a pocket dimension in the woods somewhere in Louisiana, and they teach the kids magic stuff.

i’ve started making character sheets. none of them are white, none of them are cishet. i love them all.

y’all definitely don’t care, but i love them.

#writing #fantasy writing prompts #writerscommunity #lovely writer #writers on tumblr #creative #creative writing #new writer tips #except i’m not a new writer #i’ve been doing this for almost 6 years #not gonna lie #it’s kinda nice doing something other than fanfiction again #i’ve only written original content like twice but i loved it #anime #fantasy #magical #witches #cottagecore lesbian #that’s what annabella and bellemira are #that’s the sapphic witch moms’ names #Annabella Lee Miyake-Rose and Bellemira Yume Miyake-Rose #they chose them themselves #I thought they were pretty names #because they’re old and they do what they want #naruto #naruto shippuden #fairytail #fairy tail #i started thinking about witches and ended with this #all because of an alex cabot and olivia benson fanfic i saw

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may i just say, i am disappointed in 9-1-1 for not giving us the gem that would have been buck and chimney throwing bobby a bachelor party. that’s it, that’s all i’m mad abt right now, and you all definitely know why.

y’all know DAMN WELL that whatever party those two threw for him would have been a hilarious disaster, and i’m sad we didn’t get that ridiculousness😩

#911 season 4 #9-1-1 season 3 #bathena #9 1 1 spoilers #9 1 1 cast #9 1 1 on fox #911 spoilers #911 fic #bobby nash #athena grant #maddie buckley #evan buckley #buck x eddie #bobby begins again #may grant #harry grant #micheal grant #maddie x chimney #chimney han

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….imma attempt to write but if i make them siblings instead don’t @ me, i have trauma— BUT I WILL HAVE THIS PRECIOUS CHAOTIC DUO IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO, AND CHRISTOPHER AND HENRY AS MY TWO FAVORITE CRIME KIDS IN EXISTENCE WILL BE BEST FRIENDS AND COUSINS—!!!

the fact that nobody who is in both the 9-1-1 and criminal minds fandoms has taken advantage of the fact that Buck and JJ have similar appearances, are in similar age ranges, are both complete human golden retrievers in different ways, and are from two towns that are only 3 hrs away from each other in Pennsylvania to write a fanfiction about them being cousins or something is honestly so disappointing😩

am i gonna have to write the Buck and Maddie and JJ being cousins fic myself??? is that what i’m gonna have to resort to??

because i will!

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the fact that nobody who is in both the 9-1-1 and criminal minds fandoms has taken advantage of the fact that Buck and JJ have similar appearances, are in similar age ranges, are both complete human golden retrievers in different ways, and are from two towns that are only 3 hrs away from each other in Pennsylvania to write a fanfiction about them being cousins or something is honestly so disappointing😩

am i gonna have to write the Buck and Maddie and JJ being cousins fic myself??? is that what i’m gonna have to resort to??

because i will!

#9 1 1 on fox #911 on fox #911 fic #evan buckley #maddie buckley #criminal minds #fic prompts #jennifer jareau #jj criminal minds #writing #buck x eddie #madney #maddie x chimney #it’s such a GOOD IDEA #ITS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE #AND I REALIZED THEIR MOMS LOOK SIMILIAR WHILE TAGGING #somebody please do this #fic request

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congratulations, you’ve hurt the children. i and everyone else in this fandom are the children.

eddie passing out completely only after it’s confirmed that buck isn’t hurt is a parallel to buck only letting himself collapse after the tsunami once he saw christopher was safe with eddie

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Hashirama and Madara: *making out*

Jiraiya and Orochimaru: *making out*

Naruto and Sasuke: *making out*

People: They seem to be very good friends

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I honestly prefer gray more with lucy more than being juvia imo

lmao, ironically i actually prefer lucy and juvia and natsu and gray together rather than their canon counterparts! either that or juvia and cana bc i just feel like cana brings out so many better parts of juvia when they’re not around gray

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I hate it when nalu and gruvia shippers keep normalizing the constant boob groping and act like sexual harassment is okay when it's clearly not both ships are extremely unhealthy and not that appealing imo

EXACTLY BRO. Like those aspects of these ships are so terrible! with nalu at least there’s like an appropriate emotional connection there that doesn’t make them totally dependent on one or the other, and lucy still behaves as her own person when away from natsu, but with gruvia it’s literally been proven that juvia is so obsessed with gray and so dependent on him, that she went into a FUCKING DEPRESSION the moment he stopped talking to her to go on a MISSION. she has no character imo, ong

#anime #fairytail #fairy tail juvia #fairy tail gray #fairy tail #anti gray x juvia #anti gruvia #anti juvia #ft nalu #gruvia #stop normalizing sexual harassment