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Ozzy: I started making a list of everyone in Hector whom I’d opposed, fought with, or otherwise irritated. After I ran out of digits to count on I decided to limit the number to people I’d pissed off relatively recently.

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Ozzy: If we’re in trouble, just throw Drix at the problem, and hope for the best.

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Ozzy: When do I get my own gun? Maria: I wouldn’t trust you with the mayor's toy lightsaber.

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Spryman: You risked your life to save me! Ozzy: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

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Hector: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why my mom made me get tested.

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Ozzy: Do I sound smart, or am I smart? Drix: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.

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Maria: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Drix finally snaps and commits murder? Ozzy: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.

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Chief Gluteus: Team A will consist of myself, Amino, Drix, and Spryman. Chief Gluteus: Team B will consist of Jones.

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Ozzy, singing: He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice. Drix, also singing: Santa Claus is calling you out!

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Chief Gluteus: Were you this much trouble in the City of Frank?

Ozzy: Oh, much more.

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Ozzy: I told Drix not to feed Dander too much cheese and he got offended like "I'm not an idiot, of course I wouldn't" but like I can literally hear him singing "You like cheese... cheese for baby".

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Ozzy: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Spryman: Please be more specific and resubmit with the proper paperwork.

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Drix: I should be mad, but I’m mildly attracted to you right now.

Ozzy: Just mildly? Hey. Now I’m getting mad.

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Spryman: Twenty carbs... One million carbs... What’s the difference?

Drix: Actually, the difference is pretty much one million carbs.

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Drix: *says something brilliant*

Drix, to Ozzy: That was pretty cool what I did, right? Want to make out?

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Ozzy: You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?

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Drix: Good morning officers! Collecting money for the Policeman's ball?

Gluteus: We don't have balls.

Ozzy: I honestly have no response to that.

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