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they should make this a pokemon

Mammoth Cube Mammoth Cube Mammoth Cube

Known as the Jarkov Mammoth, this specimen was found in Siberia. The 23 tonne block of mud and ice was lifted to an ice cave where the mammoth inside was recovered and studied.

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me: my phone ads in late april: it's almost CINCO DE DRINKO you FAT FUCK go BUY MEXICAN BEER we CAN'T sell it ANY other day and get some AVOCADOS while you're at it JUST BUY SHIT so you can CELEBRATE this VERY AMERICAN MEXICAN HOLIDAY we MADE UP for you to BUY SHIT

#i know it's technically a holiday in mexico that is totally unassociated from what it's become in the US #the modern exclusively consumerist holiday it now is was mostly promoted by beer companies in the 80's #look it up #why else would americans give a shit about what is effectively the mexican version of 300 lmao

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he said "let me make myself perfectly clear"

Glass shrimp (Periclimenes tosaensis) on an anemone in Indonesia

Sylke Rohrlach

#oh to be a totally clear shrimp on a bed of what appears to be dicks

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do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?

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him....

#is this from pokemon ranger #the game no one played

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Instagram : krewkutz

This made me feel really happy...

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trying not to be awkward when making friends

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a message for you

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#thank you tumblr user fatbaldmoron for your contribution

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Posts that would stump a one year old and Twitter user twinkypenis apparently

The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

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The water's supposed to run clear first sis.....

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Just in case

Dog ducks its head every time they drive under an overpass (via)

#you never know

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I told him he can’t eat my food so now he’s looking at me like this

#creechur

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Hollywood stop remaking everything and actually greenlight original ideas, do THAT challenge

#did we need an Edward Scissorhands remake? did we? #with Timmy Chalamet no less??

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#this is VERY specific lol

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can’t stop thinking about them

#T-ZAY-T-ZAIKAI?????? #this HAS to be rage bait