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Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack

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occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?

egg

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No one:

Tumblr when my WiFi is connected and working perfectly:

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Saw this on a door at work.

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The plot structures of movies need to start taking more cues from classic opera. Open with fucker in a hat who directly addresses the audience and explains what's going on in a way that raises far more questions than it answers, then immediately drop the viewer into the middle of a shouting argument between three of the weirdest people you can possibly imagine.

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sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

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manic pixie dream divorced guy

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things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

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someone should invent a form of staying in bed and napping all day that also lets me go out for a nice walk in the sunshine

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The way this is low-key a good example of the language around gender changing in the last 15 yrs lol

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There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

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Do you regularly check your followers to block or soft-block users you don't want following you? (E.g. minors, people who break your DNI, bots, etc.)

Yes, just for bots

Yes, just for humans

Yes, for humans and bots

I'll block or soft-block unwanted followers if I notice, but I don't regularly check

No, I don't do this

(For context, I see a lot of posts either complaining about having to spend time blocking unwanted followers, or warning people that they'll get blocked a lot if they look like a bot, and I'm always surprised because it would never occur to me to bother with that.)

(For context, I see a lot of posts either complaining about having to spend time blocking unwanted followers, or warning people that they'll get blocked a lot if they look like a bot, and I'm always surprised because it would never occur to me to bother with that.)

#just for bots #if i ever blocked a person it was because their blog showed zero sign of being someone who'd follow me

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reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

#leef