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Aurora: Why would you ever want to run 26 miles?

Raya: The same reason you stayed on the couch for an entire month.

Aurora: Ah. I get it now. A sense of accomplishment.

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Raya: Rose got arrested, and since you get to make a call in jail, she did.

Raya: She called Tiana's Place and ordered takeout to jail.

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Tarzan: Don't underestimate me, I'm from strong stock.

Tarzan: My sister once bounced back from an autopsy.

Milo:

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Anna: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Namaari!

Raya: But I thought you told me to get it out of my system?

Anna: I had no idea how much you had it in your system.

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Merida: If Tiana doesn't cook a separate turkey for me this year, I'm gonna explain he/him lesbians to Snow.

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Pocahontas: What are you doing?

Elsa, standing in the counter: I live here, you know? I can stand wherever I want. Thank you very much.

Pocahontas: Where's the spider?

Elsa: Under the table. Please, get it for me. Please, please-

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Nancy: Have you ever broken a bone?

Honeymaren: Yes, actually.

Nancy: Did it hurt too much?

Honeymaren: Honestly, not at all.

Nancy, confused: What bone did you break?

Honeymaren: Ryder's ribcage.

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Ariel: They're no match for us! We'll handle this the way we always do.

Raya: Brute strength?

Mulan: Almost dying?

Ariel: No, and no! Trough the power of music and friendship!

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Pocahontas: Is that my shirt?

Merida, wearing a shirt that goes down to her knees: ...No?

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Mulan: GUESS WHAT!

Elsa: With the way you live, I have no idea.

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[Flynn Rider] how the hell do u spell showfer

[Shang] chauffer

[Aurora] ooh fancy pants mcgee over here fuck u

[Flynn Rider] spelling bee ass

[Aurora] he's gonna give us the definition next

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Ariel: Have you ever been to an animal hospital?

Rapunzel: No...

Rapunzel: *imagining a cat with a tiny stethoscope*

Rapunzel: ...But I want to.

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Merida: Ella is gonna kill us when she finds out!

Jasmine: If she finds out.

Merida: If... I like that, that's good.

Pocahontas, appearing out of nowhere: What are you two up to?

Jasmine and Merida: *SCREAMING*

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*Boun gets a tatoo under Raya and Namaari's watch*

Namaari: Oh my Dragon! Raya, what are we gonna tell his parents??

Raya: Oh! I got It! Let's cut off his arm!

Namaari: OH, SURE! 'Cause that's easier to explain tHAN A TATOO!?

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Maui: How old are you again?

Quasimodo: I'm 17.

Jim Hawkins: And I'm 16.

Maui:

Maiu: People younger than Moana exist?

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Anna: Multi-player video games are bad for health, heart, and emotional well-being. Cut them out of your diet. Now.

Moana: Did you lose again?

Anna: >:(

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Moana: So, um, would you like to go out with me sometime?

Ariel: That sounds lovely! Let's do it!

(...)

Aurora: *turns megaphone on*

Belle: No, Rose- please- don't you d-

Aurora: *inhales*

Belle: *hides behind Pocahontas*

Aurora: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY HEART~

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