I just got one of those vaporizer pen/MP3 players. It comes pre-loaded with music and it’s only reggae and you can’t take any of it off or add your own and I don’t really like reggae, but it was only two hundred dollars.
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Shit— okay. Stop shitposting on me and let me sleep. Bye.
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Oh you-- you think you're funny? Well, it was a little funny. But it also hurt my feelings a little bit. Please don't go against my wishes for your own enjoyment. Think of others before yourself. Thank you.
Stop putting everything I say in your testimonials tag or the only thing I’m going to be testifying for is a witness account of how you died.
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Car chase? That's the best you could come up with? Not the fact that I'm a piece of plastic-- a debit card carried by millions, threatening to chase me out of town, or really just. Any other chase pun. But, no. You chose "car chase". This is fucking disgusting. I'm not being compared to this.
Realizing that your name isn’t Chase is probably one of the hardest things to go through. But then you feel gratitude that your name isn’t commonly followed by ‘car’, and you move on.
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I... should probably be getting to bed. Have a good night sleep and all of that stuff, I guess.
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Stop putting everything I say in your testimonials tag or the only thing I'm going to be testifying for is a witness account of how you died.
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Well for one I’m not Nagisa Kaworu in a Woody costume. You, on the other hand,
Stop saying “wtf” on all of my posts, albino cowboy kid.
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Realizing that your name isn't Gill is probably one of the hardest things to go through. But then you feel gratitude that your name isn't part of the anatomy of a fish, and you move on.
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Stop saying "wtf" on all of my posts, albino cowboy kid.
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This is why nobody likes you
Gill you need to mirror your icon your legs are on the other side of the country
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This is a team effort, everybody.
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Gill you need to mirror your icon your legs are on the other side of the country
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There we go.
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Does this fit better
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