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"This is a sending stone for the Faerunian HopeLine. Clerics are on call 24/7"

✝️

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"Can I just throw the undead squirrel away?"

*shocked gasp* "NO!"

#submission

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“I prepared my Fuck Around spells today, I didn’t think we’d have to Find Out!”

#submission

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“Can I roll to see how sad the ponies are?”

#submission

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What flavour child is he? - the Wizard

#submission

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"Can trains get pregnant?"

🚂

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"Can I use a bonus action to seize the means of production?"

🤝

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"WELL SORRY FOR NOT BEING UP TO DATE ON THE SEX LORE"

😏

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Pride and Prejudice...mostly prejudice

"The last thing I want to think about is Jane Austen as a universal constant!"

#submission

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"Not divinely forbidden, just divinely strongly reccomended against."

#submission

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"Stop with the milky tendrils!"

#submission

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"It's reasonable to say this refrigerator was made out of silver."

#submission

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"It makes annoyed tea kettle noises at you"

-Me, the GM

#submission

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"...I Re-butter the rat."

🐀

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"I have a skeleton key. *hefts giant sword*"

🗝

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"If you want to talk to your Sugar Daddy, I'm gonna need a religion check."

#submission

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"We've got cursed sarcophagi at home!"

#submission